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Showing posts with label UnRide Report;. Show all posts

Tuesday, 17 June 2014

Sani2c.... better late than never!

In May, it was time for the 10th annual Sani2c multi-day race from the Drakensberg mountains (Sani) through 270 km of amazing countryside to the sea. This ride is partly sponsored by the Cat dealer (Barloworld) and has been ridden by certain members of the Cat MTB team over the years. This was my turn for my first ride. Although I don't have many pictures, I encourage you guys to consider this as an option before the summer season in Europe. It's a lot of fun and quite a good test of your fitness. Happy to help make arrangements for anyone interested. Cmon and play in SA.

Thursday, 3 November 2011

The Ride That Wasnt !!

19.25: Somewhere near Rolle....
Drive drive drive....talk talk talk....blah, blah, blah......hmmmm.....AAAGHHH OH SH!T.....left my RIP at the office.....
Drive drive DRIVE....(FASTER)......talk talk talk....Hi Dopey...will be a few minutes late.....er...left my RIP at the office....need to pick up another bike.....
??!!......... BWAAAAA hAAAAA HAAAA HAAAA.........
........ BWAAAAA hAAAAA HAAAA HAAAA.........
repeat...
....click...

meanwhile....somwewhere in the Jura!!
Drive Drive Drive. DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE. DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE ..... wow....this Mini really hugs the road.....hope my Spesh stays stuck to the roof.....

meanwhile....In la Givrine
Wait Wait Wait.....Wait Wait Wait...  Dopey, Limoncello, and 3 Decis engage in a friendly circle-jerk to pass the time..

meanwhile....the gods are planning....

18:47 somewhere in Borex....
SIR or MCR, MCR or SIR....oh yeh...MCR...I'm not that crazy...
DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE......

18:59 La Givrine....
SHAT.....drove past the parking place....DOH!!!!

19:01
missile arrives....

meanwhile....
from somewhere, somehow, big surprise..Nameless calls.....

dring dring.....dring dring....Missile....hi....fondoo tonight hey...yep....well.....I'm going to be a little late....

and then
Change Change Change....
Share SHare Share
Pay Pay Pay

Meanwhile....somewhere near a mini...
Pull Pull Pull
Break Break BReak
Shit shit shit......NDD, quelle brute je suis......quel CON!! 
Fix Fix Fix

Meanwile.... somewhere in the sky...
the gods have finished planning...
rain...
rain rain....
rain....
rain rain rain....

All together now....
Dopey: WTF
Missile: WTF
3 Decis: WTF
Papy: WTF
Limoncello: WTF
Nameless.....HUh ???

check check check.....
shat....the rain radar shows rain....in the jura.....only in the jura....
Chorus all together: Good Job Labrico isnt here....imagine the shit he would give us
Limoncello: Its not raining in the saleve.
Chorus from the Jura folks: F.U.

Meanwhile ....
Dopey has been formulting an Einsteinian insight..."Dont much feel like riding in the rain.... "

Chorus from everyone...."Me Neither"

Missile: "so.....lets do the Fondoo chez moi...."

Chorus from everyone: OK!!

Drive Drive Drive...then....Get Lost Lost Lost (Nameless)


....then....
.....the rest you know....as it was the same as usual....

except............ 
that the sight of Missile with a Petzl on his head, to cook fondoo (his worst), in the dark, in his own home ..........was a site to behold....


And so, with that.....Santééééééééééé

Points:
NONE.....(BOO HOO)