Showing posts with label Beau Joe Lais. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Beau Joe Lais. Show all posts

Wednesday, 3 July 2013

La Sortie Des Nichons

Je propose le score comme suit, vu que BJL est a la bourre....encore Merci BJL pour une superbe soirée.

Km - +-35 
Climbing +-400
Time : 2hr45

Host : BJL + 1
Riders : BJL, Missile, Husky, Balls, Marco, Labrico, Limoncello, Weasel, Zorba + each
Nichons Matté: Beaucoup!!

Bonus Points:
Balls’s new Nichon: +2
Tous les genevois sont de nichons  : +0.25 pour avoir été a l’heure, même Labrico.
Le Nichon devant : +0.5 Missile pour avoir pourri BJL dans la monté de Vufflens la ville
La Montée des Nichons : +0.5 a BJL pour la montée impossible
Le Nichon Déformé : +0.5 pour BJL pour les bonnes histoires de nichon deformé….et on sait toujours pas pourquoi !!
Les Baignades Des Nichons: BJL, Limoncello, Weasel, Husky +0.5 each
Les Biéres au Nichons : +2 a Husky pour une excellente idée a répéter
Les Nichons de toutes formes: +1 a BJL pour l’excellent selections de biéres
Le Tas De Nichons : +1 pour box de meringues taille XXXL

Les Nichons Rotis : +0.5 pour les cuissto’s Balls & Limoncello

Reclamations....mettez vos commentaires...



Wednesday, 8 May 2013

A fond les manettes - Lausanne Style!!

Missile & Beau Jo Lais (Hosting...)
35 km, approx 300 m climbing, 2 hrs = warp Speed in the Venoge.

Some rode in Le Salève - others rode on fast single track.

We couldn't make it so we made our own party - other Lausannois were invited so I count it as an "alternative" Tuesday ride!

Superfasttwistyturnyendlesssingletrackwithmanyoptionstofallinorrunintoatree.
Brief interlude at Vufflens le Chateau, then more of the same-Beer-SteakTartare.

A fine evening!!

With an extra 0.5 for hosting a post beer ride !! Merci beau Jo Lais.




Tuesday, 25 September 2012

Epic Ride Report

Heros: Missile, Alpine, BeauJoLais
Distance: 77km
Elevation Pedalled: 1950m
Elevation Total: 2450m
Hours on the Bike: 5:59minutes
Bars Eaten: countless
Mud Transported: kilos
Descents Done in the near dark - 10km  worth

Route
Bretaye-Col De LA Croix-Diablerets-Isenau-Col Des Anderets-Arnensee-Feutersouey-Gsteig-Col Du Pillon-Diablerets-Col de la croix-Bretaye par lac Chamosson-Villars-Mines De Sel-Bex

Host Points - Missile +1
OTB's - 1/2 for Alpine +0.25 pnts
Alpine monster climb mostly cycled all the way by Alpine and BeauJo Lais + 1pt
Walking Dead Award - Missile for walking most of it.. -1 point
Bonks - 1 each at varying times - no score
Mechanicals - chain issues for Missile and Alpine -0.25 each
Flats - Beau Jo Lais 1 flat = -0.5
The 'coronado' award - Beaujolais for having his brake set-up like a migros bike -0.5
The 'mr fixit award' - Alpine for helping un-coronado BJL's bike +0.25

That's about it - just an amazing day out having fun for countless hours.


Thursday, 6 September 2012

The "discover Romans area food" ride report

The "discover Romans area food" ride report (Romans is our home town and food and wine came from the region).

Riders (12): Papy, Balls, Tanya, Beau-Jo-Lais, Nascar, Number5, Weasel, Labrico, Newbees Dion and Nicolas, Limoncello, and Missile as "I am a poor lonesome rider"
Dinner attendance: all riders but Tanya who couldn't make it, plus Christèle and Thomas.
Ride details: Thanks to Labrico's estimate (his GPS record includes the Le Coin-Veyrier trip), we biked for about 1h45, 25 kms, and with 560m elevation on the Petit Salève.
Highlights:
Pretty nice ride along the arve river before we hit the Petit-Salève. Usual good downhill. The place to ride in the Geneva area
Quite a big group: 11 riders + 1 another one chasing or preceeding the group, or may be he got lost along the arve river and never found the Salève, who knows.
Despite the size of the group, departure almost on time.
Quote of the day: "Regardes pas en bas" (Papy) to Nicolas as we were about to cross the west side of the mountain.
Mechanical: broken chain (Nicolas), worn out break pads (Tanya)
OTB: Balls, ending up with no arm but a broken rear brake handle (riding a trotinette, I can't tease you on getting a real bike, but others will I guess)
OTB with style: Labrico (see below)
Dinner: caillettes + saucisses d'herbe + saucisses de viande + ravioles + Côtes du Rhône (all from hometown area), followed by homemade apple/apricot pie and the famous homemade limoncello.
The "bucheron" award: Labrico, trying to clear up the trail "head first" from a low hanging branch (diameter about 12-15 cm, get BoumBoum to saw it instead). Landing in the only muddy patch of the ride. Well done Claude!
The "brocanteur" award: Nicolas, for coming back with his old and dusty Decathlon bike without even putting some oil on the chain after 2 years or so of no use.
The "lack of planning" award: all riders with no lights. Guys, we are in September, must be part of the standard package now!
The "more beer for me please" award: Missile; for being home at 8h30 well ahead of the others
The "detox riders" award: Beau-Jo-Laid, Missile and Dion, for a good ride after dinner to get the fluid cleaned up.
The "I'll be back award": Number 5, for escaping the flat Peoria area for some good uphill
The "don't drink all my limoncello" award: Thomas, who had planned to drink it with his university mates. Too bad Son!
The "decibel" awards: Balls (1st) and Missile (2nd): prices given by Tiphaine, who was trying to sleep upstairs prior to her first day back to school
The "I am so lucky to be Limoncello's wife" award: Christèle, for "helping" me out to feed the team ... she basically did most of it, thanks Honey!
 
Points Points Points:
  • All riders: 1 point for attendance
  • Missile: 0.5 point, knowing he could not make it on time, but still showing up and trying to catch up chasing the group
  • Limoncello: 2 points for organizing and hosting
  • Extra points related to attendance???
  • Balls and Labrico: 1 point for OTB
  • Labrico: 0.5 point: no blood, but nice try!
  • Nicolas: -0.5 point for lack of care on his so-called bike (il y a des soldes à Véloland!!)
  • Dion: 0.5 point for mechanical assistance to Nicolas (chain link)
  • Labrico: 0.5 point for break pad check-up on Tanya's bike
 
Any other suggestion ... shout!
Thanks to all for a great ride and evening,
Christophe and family
 
 
Labrico demonstrating his mechanical skills, prior to demonstrating his "flying skills"
 
 
 
You boys will you bring your lights!
 
Will you stop talking and poor the juice in MY glass please .... Hum, I love this!
 
 
CHEERS !!!
 
 

Thursday, 19 July 2012

Gorges de l'Orbe 2nd version


Distance: 35 km
Up: 925 m
Where: Orbe - gorges de l'Orbe - Le Day - pass near Vaulion - gorges du Nozon - Pompaples - Orbe
Guide: BeauJoLais
Riders: Papy, Labrico, Boumboum
Singletracks: a lot and especially that one from Croy to Pompaples, fast & flowy

Points:
+1 for the guide who made it two Tuesdays in a row
+1 for the happy riders
+1 for Fabian who lend his trotinette to BeauJoLais
-1 for Fabian for his bike in questionable condition (chain broke in 5', bottom braquet not turning freely, steering loose, something else?)
-0.25 for Papy flat tire
+0.5 for BeauJoLais for the best Kebab restaurant in downtown Orbe (see pictures)

Wednesday, 11 July 2012

Gorges De L'Orbe

Distance: +-30km
Up: 700m
Where: Orbe - Le Days - Vaulion - Nozon - Pampoples - Orbe
Riders: Missile & BeauJoLais
Rain: None !!!
Tunnels: 4
Chauffeuring: 1 x 6km
Single Track: Plenty
Bird bath washes: 2 dirty bikers
Bike Pushing: A bit (that pesky 1x9er is a sometimes a challenge to ride.....!)
Scared Lambs: 1000 lamb chops
Burnt Smells: 1 x beaujolais molet


Monaco: 0.75 litres!! (not me)
Fondoo Chinoise: 500g
Smiles: 2 ear-to-ear


Pointage:
Missile ZERO (no points for the leader for a 2 man ride!!)
Beau Jo Lais: +1
The "Chauffeur in a Renault???!!" Award : +1 to Beaujolais for having pre-positioned the return ride 5 metres from the end of the fabulous single track du nozon!!