Showing posts with label Iron Ass. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Iron Ass. Show all posts

Monday, 8 November 2010

Year End Fondue

Place: Societe des Vieux-Grenadiers, Rue de Carouge 92, Geneve, 022 320 13 27
Start Time: 19h30
Parking: Where ever you can fit your car or 3DC's VIP spot in front of the door.
What to bring: Emergency kit, money, eating boots and the usual.....smile!


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Friday, 8 October 2010

The Impossible climb?!....Ride report.

The Impossible climb is no longer impossible....

Points suggestion:
- The "I love to ride" award for all riders for participating +1
- The Edmund Hillary award for riding the "Impossible" climb....Dopey + 5
- Albert Eistein said;"The only reason for time is so that everything does not happen at once"!....Labrico for let his friends wait -1.
- The Dutch Oven award for Dopey.....not being able to keep the lid on while boiling -1
- The night fly award.....Missile for flying without light +0.5.....not brining them....
- Assistance: Labrico +0.5 adjusting Papy's rear derailleur, Dopey +0.5 for providing biking gear to Boumboum.
- Eating points for: Husky, Iron ass and 3DC......
- The birthday boy award.....Husky for wanting to ride but not being able because some low life stole his bike, still making it for dinner.....with a smile +2!!

Wednesday, 22 September 2010

Jeune genevois ride Best ride of the season














It was the best ride of the season according to all participants...... If true...3 points for 3DC
We start for 3DS's place ride new trail to the Asse station climb with the train to St Cergues. From there reach le col du Marchairuz passing by the Crêts de la Neuve. Best view poits in the region.
Steak sur ardoise!!!!! mmmmmm! 3 poitns for 3DC as per Iron Ass meat expert.
Ride back from Col du Marchairuz.
Going throuh monts et vaux, the crowd had a lut of fun
Best OTH of the year 3DC passing over and landing in a paddle of mud. Worth 3 points for 3DC
The downhill gettins down to Bogis-Bossey was even better than the brazilian track according to Labrico
The final in the jakuzzi did not yed end the day whic was followed by the extra meal.... Scampi salde, mussels, pizza a gogo and...... Meringues Crème de Gruyer... which according to the participants shall give 3 additional points to 3DC.
Therfore suggested points: Total 12 points for 3 DC and 2 poits for all riddes who had chance to get a nice day off that Thursday.... Labrico, Iron Ass, Zulu and 3DC for the freat day.
Thanks to all.




Wednesday, 15 September 2010

Meringue Run #1 - The pictures!

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The statistics: Click on map for more details.

Meringue Run #1

Boys....what a night....awesome!!!

Points awarded as follows:

Riders: Labrico, Doepy, Nascar, Missile, Honey Badger, Iron Ass, Papy, Zulu

Stats: tbc

The "Host With The Most" Award: Missile + 1

The "Man with the Plan" award Missile +0.5 for finding a new fondoo run track

The "Sous Chef Award" : Pete/Dopey/Papy +0.2 each for I can't remember what

The "Goat" Award: -0.5 to Labrico for texting all night.

The "Flying Iron Award" : Iron Ass for at least TWO maginificent OTB's. +2

The "Aged to Perfection Award" : Papy for MAGNIFICENT 35 yr old Armagnac +2

The "Fruit" award: Dopey for bringing some... +0.5

The "No Spoon Award": Dopey for not providing spoons and expecting the ref to have everything. -1 !!....

The "Do I need training wheels ?" award : Honeybadger for hanging it out 'large' on his would be BMW !! +1

The "I'll Make You Vomit" Awar": Labrico and Missile for being juvenile! 0.5 each

The "I'll really make your vomit" award: Nascar for pretending to be Labrico (sneaky (but fun) +1

The "60.3" award. Labrico for reaching 0.1 kmh faster than Miss Ill Ee !! Bastard. 0.1 points !! (Yes ZERO POINT ONE)

The "I got sprayed with cowshit" award: Everyone +0.25 - we were COVERED !!!

Wednesday, 18 August 2010

La Barillette 29er Style

Riders: Dopey, Missile, 3-decis, Iron Ass
Km: 24 ish
Category: Steep
Dinner: Dopey (Niiiiice Ribs)
Host: Dopey

Showing up points + 1 for all

The Shiny new ride Award + 1 to Dopey
The "I can't install a seat clamp so I have no excuse for criticizing anyone elses mechanical skills" award : Dopey -0.5
The "32x34 award" +1 to Missile for climbing everything except the last 2 "beeatches"
The "Harleys Can Tow" Award +1 to Papy for towing in style...
The "Rigid forks suck on the downhill award" -0.5 for Missile for wimping out of the downhill
The Quote of the Year Award +2 to Papy : "Tuesday should be a everyday"
The "Free Dinner" Award: Papy for being there....

Thursday, 12 August 2010

Next Tuesday.....an old fashioned Barillette ride!

MTB ride Tuesday 17th:
Where: Cheserex city
Ride: Old fashioned Barillette climb....bring your climbing legs!
Time: 18h00
Food: BBQ at Dopey place....Weber time!
Please confirm....!! Butcher need to know how many cows he needs.
Your target!

The pics:
The Cats......up up!
Missile show me your fingers!
Almost there.......NOT!

Wednesday, 23 June 2010

The New Mt Muessy ride













The team: No5, Limoncello Frusback, Iron Ass, 3DC



The ride: New Mt Muessy, 32 km, 590 m, 2h08



The Condition: Beautiful, dry and sunshine



We all agree, that the Mt Muessy is one of the most fun, beautiful and divers ride among all the cats & dogs rides along the right or left bank. It's alos the only place to notice that the salève is far enough to be nice.


3DC show to the cats (was only cats for this rides) new tracks on the north face of Mt Muessy to make the ride to a total of 32 km.


Back home, beers, (we had no thime for jaccuzzi again this time) steack and Diolinoir at the Diligence have made this longest Tuesday of the season a perfect moment.



Show up points: No5, Limocelleo Frusback, Iron Ass, 3DC +1

Hosting point: 3DC +1

The Push my back point: For Limoncello Frusback (this one will be long to engrave on the 1st aid kit) +0.5 for going down bling on the chemin des Dames not knowing the track. On day he will join the torn short, stiches, cast, hospital team with Labrico and Missiles.



There is a 2 points bonus for the first one to pass the tricky stage (on the bike of course) on the New Mt Muessy loop.(if the ref agree of course)




That's all folks!















Wednesday, 2 June 2010

Papy's Famous Chicken Ride......the pics!

Labrico is arriving!!...Something is wrong with my wheels!
Yes, the grew 3 inches......
Ready to attack the famous chicken....but first an up yours
for the Flynnster! Happy Birthday!
All was very yummy!
A little red and the stories.....flow!!
A big thank you to Lisa!!! The famous chicken lady....



Wednesday, 19 May 2010

Téléphérique du Saleve......the pics!


Here are the highlights:


Does everybody have a ticket?

Ohhhh....lots of trottinette! What goes up must come down!

Boumboum's fingers are still working!

The sun always shines on the Saleve.....

Of we go.....

The need for speed......

If you look on your right....you don't see anything on your left!

Do Bert and Ernie get points too??

So much power....I couldn't hold the beast anymore......!!!

Ohhhhh.....!!!

A bunch of happy Joe's!

First green water and fibers and than....

....lots of meat!!

Does someone have room for an After-eight??

Sponsored by......

All the pics can be found here!

Nameless....over to you for a full ride report!

Wednesday, 28 April 2010

Le Crozet....and the big balls descend


Lets go Joe's!...a nice climb is waiting.
Look at the snow and No. 5 being happy he is at the top....
Ohhhhh......
Look Labrico....Le Saleve. It is sunny and dry there....

We are happy....but you don't know what is waiting yet!
Soon I will be kicking a....with my Shimano pedals
Ohhh...I like big balls descends. My thing!
Left, left!....F...you! I want points, I am going to do and OTB
in front of the camera....and get blood points!

Some dry spots here...lets do something about it!

Wednesday, 21 April 2010

A perfect ride....

Joe's thanks for a perfect ride! Here is the summary.....of course comments, suggestions and extra posts are welcome.

Summary:
Riders: Newbee Christophe, Newbee Aaron, Balls, Boumboum, Labrico, No.5, Zulu and Dopey
Ride statistics: Ask....Mr. GPS (Boumboum)
Paparazzi: Dopey
Departure: 18:00 hours sharp...even Labrico was on time. He had to stop to look at some pretty women but quickly realized that is friends are more important. He made it on time.

Two hours of perfect riding on the Petite Saleve...we reached the summit after 01:15 hours riding as a group. Nobody got lost and no technicals!

Points:
+ 1 for Aaron the newb....for doing a nice OTB. We almost got it on camera...
+ 0.5 for the newbs...three rides in a row and on time and no nagging during rides. What a pleasure...

Papy...the pictures of the newbs look rather bad without proper Cat wear....maybe you can start thinking about a premium out fit for those boys.

On our way to the restaurant.....:
Dopey: Is the restaurant close by?
Boumboum: Yes!
Dopey: So we can leave our shit in the car?
Boumboum: I don't have any shit.....

Pictures and Video: