Pics from last visit, Hockey, Fondue, etc - late, I know!

"Les Assassins " Ride Report Oct 13, 2013

 

Riders: Limoncello and Papy (host..)
Distance: 44.36 km
Duration: 2.33 hours
Max. speed: 35.9 kmh
Elevation: 164 m
Track: Muddy, muddy...and rolling too.
Weather: Sunny Sunday, just fresh.

The Summary:
Muddy trail, branches, leaves, roots made it quite an equilibrium, balance and inertia exercice.
Limoncello on a burst of energy left...decided to play with his life, threatening an innocent group of ladies walking their cherished doggies.....Imagine a rat shaped dog running sideways in front of your front wheel trying to escape as you are charging...Limoncello missed the damn dog by an hair, avoided crashing in the wineyard by an inch and survived the ladies death threat...erupting in chorus..."assassins"...as we were "brilliantly" escaping !

Points distribution - anyone to comment, add or else..!
Two brave riders...pointage for riders as per ruling....hey, I was still host...
+ 1 to Limoncello for avoiding the Crash & Kill of the Year
+ 0.5 to Papy for Splish-Splashing frantically in liquid mud and still getting a shiny bike..no need to guess which bike is clean..

18'th Septmeber - Birthday Party - Mine !!!

Sunday being my 46’th birthday and all ... I thought a BBQ party might be in order!

Late invitation I know, however,...if you can make it with your significant other (or alone), come by as of 18:00 on Sunday for BBQ/Snacks/drinks/music !

Let me know if you can make it – I’d love to see you all.

Finally....NO PRESENTS !!!

cheers

Missile

2011 MTB weekend Crans-Montana.....the pics.

Time for a Down Hilling break....liquids and food on a sunny Crans-Montana afternoon.

Mighty fine Hamburger!!!

After 8.300 meter of down hill riding it was beer time....Nameless you look to fresh!

Guess on who's bike Missile is working.....!

Sitting in the sun, dinking and slowly getting drunk on Panache....or how was it spelled again?

Poooo Haaaaaa!

Working on Namless his bike......will this continue when the new two wheeler arrives...??

.....more work on Namless bike.....!!

.....still working on Nameless bike. Joe's the beers are here!

Here you can rent a smile......or a cast!

Where is that name Dopey coming from.....He found another place to play!

Saturday morning.....a cold start but everybody is there! Uuuuhhhh almost everybody....

Its July.....what is wrong with this picture?

Hello happy Swiss cows!

The first of the six bisses......pedaling and smiling :-)

More water?

A little "hike a bike" is included.

51, 52, 53....how many more?

Nascar.....!!

The stunning but dampy views of the Valais. Nature needs water....!

Zulu negotiating the bridge.....big b's!

The sun is out.....the long awaited lunch!

Happy faces.....and full stomachs.

Party time.....ready to roll again.

Missile smiles......up yours!

Naked show....another jersey gone. Stop sweating man!

The descent from Crist Roi.....was he watching over us?

More Nascar....

....Arthur....our New bee and youngest rider. Good you could join!

Papy.....Old Jo founding member on his red Stumpy! Get that smile of your face...!?

Where is he coming from?

The return of Balls!

What are you "sinking" about?

Where will we go next year?

Thanks everybody for being there, smiling, riding and appreciating the ride and company. I see owe a Brazilian! See you next year.....over to you Ref. for comments and more fun.

Ride Pool BBQ / Missiles 12 July - Reminder

Starting: 18:00 chez moi.
Ride...a bit....camel trophy anyone....my RIP is dead so Ill be 1x9ing so the climbs will be easy.....NOT!!!
also....bring yer swim suits !!
BBQ only for those who swim.....

Confirmed
Labrico
Nameless + 1-2 friends
Dopey
Missile
Papy
Boum Boum (yes...its true....for EATING....)
Honeybadger