Ride report: Les Voirons (Tues 3rd July)

Missle, i copied your version into my post. Gotta love technology!

Actors: Balls, Marco, Missile, BeauJoLais, Labrico, Boum Boum, NEOther (aka Bryan)
Dinner: Zulu
Distance: 30 km
Elevation Gain: 800m

Mud: 15 kg on Missiles bike, about 5 kg on everyone elses.

Points:
The Jet D'eau award: Labrico for keeping Missile fresh at the end of the ride +0.5
Mud Wrestling Points: Missile for 2 x attempting the 'alternative' routes : +0.25 x 2 !!
The Homer Award: Missile -0.5 for NOT learning the first time !!
The Log Award: Missile for clearing 60cm log without getting off his bike or landing face first in the mud +0.5
The Deep Fried Award: Beau Jo Lais and Missile for warp speed on the greasiest descent of the year +0.25 each
The "Beat That" Award: Balls for finding us the stickiest mud of the year (NOT IN THE JURA PLEASE NOTE), along with one of the best Tuesday descents of the year +1
The "Greedy" Award: Missile for asking for bigger plates for food -0.5
The "Most Direct" Award: Missile & BeauJoLais for going STRAIGHT down mountain (and ignoring the track)! +0.5 each

Zulu gets dinner and mileage points!! Come again !!

That's about it.

Missile, please post couple of photos you took. Thanks, JB

Pictures Below - Click for Full Screen and Captions.
Missile