19.25: Somewhere near Rolle....
Drive drive drive....talk talk talk....blah, blah, blah......hmmmm.....AAAGHHH OH SH!T.....left my RIP at the office.....
Drive drive DRIVE....(FASTER)......talk talk talk....Hi Dopey...will be a few minutes late.....er...left my RIP at the office....need to pick up another bike.....
??!!......... BWAAAAA hAAAAA HAAAA HAAAA.........
........ BWAAAAA hAAAAA HAAAA HAAAA.........
repeat...
....click...
meanwhile....somwewhere in the Jura!!
Drive Drive Drive. DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE. DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE ..... wow....this Mini really hugs the road.....hope my Spesh stays stuck to the roof.....
meanwhile....In la Givrine
Wait Wait Wait.....Wait Wait Wait... Dopey, Limoncello, and 3 Decis engage in a friendly circle-jerk to pass the time..
meanwhile....the gods are planning....
18:47 somewhere in Borex....
SIR or MCR, MCR or SIR....oh yeh...MCR...I'm not that crazy...
DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE......
18:59 La Givrine....
SHAT.....drove past the parking place....DOH!!!!
19:01
missile arrives....
meanwhile....
from somewhere, somehow, big surprise..Nameless calls.....
dring dring.....dring dring....Missile....hi....fondoo tonight hey...yep....well.....I'm going to be a little late....
and then
Change Change Change....
Share SHare Share
Pay Pay Pay
Meanwhile....somewhere near a mini...
Pull Pull Pull
Break Break BReak
Shit shit shit......NDD, quelle brute je suis......quel CON!!
Fix Fix Fix
Meanwile.... somewhere in the sky...
the gods have finished planning...
rain...
rain rain....
rain....
rain rain rain....
All together now....
Dopey: WTF
Missile: WTF
3 Decis: WTF
Papy: WTF
Limoncello: WTF
Nameless.....HUh ???
check check check.....
shat....the rain radar shows rain....in the jura.....only in the jura....
Chorus all together: Good Job Labrico isnt here....imagine the shit he would give us
Limoncello: Its not raining in the saleve.
Chorus from the Jura folks: F.U.
Meanwhile ....
Dopey has been formulting an Einsteinian insight..."Dont much feel like riding in the rain.... "
Chorus from everyone...."Me Neither"
Missile: "so.....lets do the Fondoo chez moi...."
Chorus from everyone: OK!!
Drive Drive Drive...then....Get Lost Lost Lost (Nameless)
....then....
.....the rest you know....as it was the same as usual....
except............
that the sight of Missile with a Petzl on his head, to cook fondoo (his worst), in the dark, in his own home ..........was a site to behold....
And so, with that.....Santééééééééééé
Points:
NONE.....(BOO HOO)
Great write up.....! It was awesome :-)
ReplyDeleteMissile you forgot this one:
ReplyDelete'Somewhere in Cern, looking through the window (raining as hell):
UH! I know some people they are outside in they MTB's! Fondue they said?
(little perverse smile).'
@ Nascar....well said!!!
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ReplyDelete@ Nameless...20 minutes late for the first "no points" ride.....You are sending a message here, I guess you realize that?
ReplyDelete@ All Joe's...it was fun but it's just not the same without the bike ride. So next time we Pedal damn it!
Chickens....
ReplyDeleteI kept the Spesh on the roof all the way...thanks Mini for a reliable product ! Thanks for a no-ride but bouffe only evening..
ReplyDeleteJust wanna say that for once no one forget his survival kits. Think it deserve some points just for that... ;-) Soooooooooooocial
ReplyDeleteemergency kits.....YES....but the season is over so no points!!!!
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