Fondoo Too!!!

Distance - just enough to get there and back safely
Temp - too cold to ride in summer clothes (but some tried)
Time - just right for feasting and drinking and...
Wine - more than enough for once!!!
Fondoo - a tad less than enough for once but....you're thanking me this morning...non?
Information -  Too Much!!

Riders: Honeybadger, Dopey, Limoncello, Papy, Boum Boum, Nameless, Missile

Honeybadger proved that indeed he is "hard-us-nails" it was -2C at the start and he rode there with FINGERLESS gloves! Chapeau!!

....garlic chopping instructions were shared....nameless performed beautifully....
.....Nameless promised us all early christmas presents in the form of nice leatherman....

.....A successful fondoo making proved the missile still has it !!!
Round one was made with more care and attention than at home....
.....seen that film "Gone in 60 seconds"..... well that was about how much it lasted.

round 2 was 'different', good but not as good as the first round....normal - was a pre-made version masquerading as a 'just cheese' version....hats of to nameless who RTFM and avoided a potential dissater of round 1.

Dopey was on fine form, burning peoples asses off with his fire. But disappointingly....no tree was dragged in to the fire this time... BOO!!

There was TMI at varying instances during the evening....relating to bodily fluids, or more accurately bodily not-so-fluids......and various other NPC-for-dinner subjects

Those with a ball and chain shared their "post-fondoo-no-nookie" stories much to the hilarity of those with calloused palms....just you wait and see!!!

Missile was bursting at the seams with enthusiasm for his fondoo (see gone in 60 seconds above) but also with bodily gases from both ends....

meanwhile....some ladies drank coke from their emergency kits.... AAAAAGGGHH????

The return trip- -6C and counting....brrr..... no OTB but...

Missile & Dopey scared the living sh!t out of the rocks and grass (and themselves) on the way down the twisty turny part....disaster beckoned at every corner, but wine induced steering control saved the day beautifully and grins, high fives and manic laughter were shared at the bottom!!

Broken chains: 2 - dopey power proved to be just too much on two occasions (well the second was due to a botched job at the first repair....but never mind....it allowed me to catch my breath.)

....ze frenchee...hee ees atennshun paying...NOT...'merde alors'.... ze iys did srow mee on ze graund....
....ze frenchee...hee ees loocking at ze graund and....'merde alors'....vhere deed ze rowd go and vy am ai ryding in ze feeld ??

Then..... CRAP ATTACK..... preceded by VOMIT ATTACK ! Missile shared his repast of the previous hour and then his repast of the previous day with the woods.....aahhhh thats better!!! As Shrek says 'Better Out Than In"....

And with that.....LAPSANG SOUCHONG to you all until next time !!!!