Missile in the hospital......

Dopey visting Missile in Clinique de Carouge:

Dopey: Hello Missile....how are you?....ohhh he is dead!!

Missile:.....mmmmhhhh ahhhhh.....What happend? I was dreaming about the BC Bike Race.....Vrooooaaaammm!

Dopey: How did the operation go?

Missile: They put 13 screws in my hand.....!!

Dopey: What! You got screwed 13 times....Wooow!

Missile:.....no you idiot. 13 screws in my hand.

Dopey: Ok,....Titanium or Carbon? How much weight does this add to the bike?

Missile: I need some attention here.....Lets get those nurses in. (Missile rings the bell)

20 seconds later.....

Nurse: Hello Mighty Missile....did you sleep well?

Missile: Yes!....but now I need to pee and me hungry too!

Nurse: Ok...lets get your ass out of bed.

Missile:....groooaaammm

Nurse: Need some help?

Missile: With getting out of bed....or the peeing?

Nurse:.....hihihi....!?

Nurse: Nice a....it has not seen the sun for a while?

Missile: Get me my food!

Nurse: Viande sechee and some Gruyere cheese?

Missile: Yep...that will do.

Missile and Dopey.....have the usual boys talk.

More later..............