Firstly...... THANKS AGAIN PAPY FOR ORGANISING!!
THANKS AGAIN EVERYONE FOR MAKING IT A MEMORABLE WEEK!!
So..... as the organiser for all 8 days was Papy with attendees each getting one point:
Papy gets 1+1 x 8 = 16 points, all riders 1 x 8 = 8 ponts
All other pointage mixed in with below notes...I took during the week (edited).
Any claims may be ignored.....
Day 1 - Chamonix - Le Tour - Finhault
Best trail ever down to Finhaut!!!
Montee vers Finhaut = merdikly steep
3 decis last up but "premier au bar" +0.5
Balls got a stone with Ribbons !!
Serveuse with decolté +10 points
Oscar got a nail - not his fault so no - points.
Missile provides tech assitance and equipment... +0.25
Day 2 - Finhault Marecottes Martigny Pierre Chez simon
Puncture 3 decis -0.5
Montee interminable -1000 points
Chainette wearing missile +0.5 for the full week of wearing!
Cramps de missile qui fais rigoler les autres...La honte du mechanical de missile -1
Balls lent hex key +0.5
Dopey directing cows +0.5
Papy calling missile and berating him for bothering him. +0.5
Missile saving the extra unnecessary metres climbing +0.5
3 decis arriving before Papy and co +1
Papys cow bells lunch spot - what is that you siad ??!
Bike washing after la foret humide - Papy knew where the car wash was +0.5
La dilgence express....and Donkeys r us
Labrico find us an off parcours "single" in les marecottes +0.5
Dopey directing us to drinks!
Balls donation of power bar for missile cramps +0.5
Missiles Abricotine round +1
Proposal of social points +0.5 Nameless
Labrico's silent but deadly farts during dessert -1
Day 3 - Chez Simon to Esertzes
Balls wearing proper MTB dh shorts for once!! +0.5
Bra strap pulling papy #1 !!
Caroline and camille .......(no comment)
Jean mi loans shock pump to multiple people...+0.25
Nascar takes out the electric fence in style...+1 for fun factor
Papy: "On est a la mogntagne est c'est rnnervent (christophe qui fait du bruit)" +0.5 for classic quote
Fighting over music box!!! Papy and Balls +0.5 for being adolescents
Michels brake fix - missile +0.5
Multiple tech helps on 3 decis brakes....Nascar +0.5
Survival kits - balls dopey missile papy nascar claude +0.5 all others: -0.5
Claude in the niche for sleeping +0.5 for finding a bed a sa taille!!
Day 4 - Essertzs to Evolene to La Sage
Soleils - 3 decis/labrico/papy/julien +0.5 each
Lunch at the lac d'arbey + buvette d'arbeySauce points - no-one brought the sauce (except Labrico!!!)
Descente d'enfer jusqu'au Hauderes yeee haaa
Montée de malade vers la sage !!!! +0.25 Missile/Nascar/Labrico/Nameless/Julien
3 decis fondoo - scraping religieuse for the neighbours +0.5
and the ensuing qote from Limoncello..."surveille votre bouteille de vin" +0.5
Day 5 La Sage to Zinal
Blood points : nameless +0.5
Claude une croute +0.5 !!! (Il le payera plus tard par contre...Labrico Degueule 0.5
Missile & Nascar croute ordered abd eaten 4 anyone else arrived +0.5 each
3 decis day off !! (Still gets his point)
Limoncello + croute + vin blanc +1
Rear wheel vasse de julien.
3 decis to st luc - brake pads etc. +1
Croute video from Missile...+0.5
Lasagna distribution - nascar +0.5
Missile helps christophe with brake alignment AGAIN! +0.25
Tournée des Ron de 3 decis +1
Limoncello "col de torrent" award +0.5
Day 6 - Zinal - St Luc - Unterbach
St Luc option - Oscar idea +1
Jean mi - bus de secours localisation +0.5
Labrico - spotting the "fille grosse balles" +0.5 for the enjoyment of all
Oscar - huuuuge OTB. with big grin +1
Nameless donates his coke!! +0.5
Labrico does a beuse competition +2 for continuing despite
Nameless pulls an Oscar - "bounce" +0.5
Limoncello - otb !! +0.5
Limoncello - tech assistance with savonette for Labrico butt +0.5
Missile crawls "a bit" in the bisse !!!! His mates get him thru!!! +0.5 for Dopey, Nameless, Nascar, Papy, Marcel
Joest gets the dh practice equipment. +1 for amusing us throughout the week with vroooooaaaammmmm!
3 decis gives purse to missile
Nameless payed a tournee digestifs +1
Missile major mojoechanical - chain guide explosion -1 for putting such a shite on his bike...
Day 7- Unterbach - Herbriggen
2 "roller" soleil limoncello +0.5 each
Jean mi wheelie drop backwards - blam +0.5
Hopalong nameless for hopping endlessly in "perfect" balance....+0.5
Labrico niqualong zermatt +1 for organising a hump....
Balls soleil = back issues!! +2 for having to drop out as a result...
Missile - derrailleur mech and qr front.-0.5
Verveine: missile n 3 decis -0.5
Diagnostique du toux de labrico - "poil de chatte!!! Missile and old jo +0.5 each
Day 8 - Herbriggen - Zermatt
Lait dans le train - 3 decis +0.5
...., dans le vide - Nascar +0.5
Chain suck de merde - missile -0.5
Tournée payé par Velorizons +1
And that's all !!!
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