Wednesday, 6 June 2012

05/06/12 - Ride report

Date: Tuesday 5th of June 2012
Hosting: Beau-joe-lais
Place: Back country of Lausanne
Riders: Dopey, Papy, Missile, Alpine, Nameless, Tanya, JoeBalls, Labricot, Fabrice, Remy
Distance: 35km
Up and down: 400m
Main characteristic of the ride: Fast and funny single trails

Pointage:
+1: Beau-jo-lais for hosting
+1: Geneva riders come from far and arrive on time
-0.5: Labricot and Alpine come from close and arrive late
+0.5: Tanya and Dopey come by train contributing to the hearth health
+0.5: Dopey avoids Missile riding with slaps
-0.5: Dopey breaks a spoke
+0.5: Missile removes the spoke from the hub
-0.5: Beau-joe-lais breaks the chain
+0.5: Missile gives a link
+0.5: Beau-joe-lais OTB
+0.5: Missile, Alpine and Beau-joe-lais rides the ridiculus steep climb from the river
+1: Alpine mud plowing
+5: Papy for providing sponsored riding gear
+1: Balls the sausage king
+1: Labricot manages to come back with unusual alcohol drinking after a naked show on the van dressed like cleopatra
+1: Nameless brings two new bees
+1: Fabrice and Remy for there first ride with the cats
+1: Every body pour ne pas s'être laissé brouté le cul pas des lapins déguisé en feuille de choux

Fixing the bikes
 
In Vufflens la Ville highest point of the ride (480msm)

Cat family picture

The traditionnal huuuuuuuuuuuuup'

Papy in the role of "père noël"

Cleopatra after 2 limoncello...

 Alpine mixing antibiotic and beers...





4 comments:

  1. Fantastic hosting! Thank you Arthur... :-))

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  2. Grand merci BJL pue une soirée comme il faut...great riding, great company, great food, and perfect timing....you really earned your gear!
    In terms of points, I suggest +1 to Fabrice for riding the railing and bunny hopping up the stairs.
    +1 to Julien, Kevin and George for co-hosting and offering their place for us to eat
    -1 to Labrico for going down and taking Dopey with him
    The camel award: +1 to Balls for doiing the ride without water...and -0.5 for not being properly equipped!
    +0.5 to Missile for being back in shape
    +1 to. Papy cause he needs the points...and he deserves them

    Thanks again for an excellent ride and dine!

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  3. The ref... -5 points! We are 12 weeks into the season and we still have not seen any points. Get your shit together or delegate...!!

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  4. Claude, you make a beautiful Cleopatra!!! Classic picture! It was a great evening.

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