Wednesday, 20 April 2011

The "putain keskil(s) fout(ent)" ride


Riders: Limoncello, Mike the Bike, Missile, Labrico, HP Yves, Husky, Honeybadger, Boum Boum

Distance: 41 km (well some of us did more!!)

Elevation Climbed: +-500 ?

Host With the Most ?

The "Man Most in need of a Garmin" Award: M.T.B for staying true to his history +1 for getting lost in the first 2 minutes !!

The "Ray Charles Award" Husky for cool shades +1

The "Have I missed the party dude" Award: M.T.B for arriving a la japonaise....aka just-in-time +1

The "dude, wheres your derailleur award": Limoncello for wrapping his derailleur where it hurts...+0.5 even
though, strictly, its a mechanical

The "dude, where the f&&& are u" award: +0.5 to Missile, BoumBoum and Labrico for returning to the scene of the crime....

The "dude....your're soooo slow award" :Boum Boum for surprising Missile mid descent ! +0.5

The "dude, screw it "now" award" : Honeybadger for mechanical assistance to limoncello +0.5

The "Electric Limoncello Award" Missile +0.5 and Boum Boum +0.5 for pushing Limoncello home...

The "We're faster than you award" - Limoncello, Missile, Boum Boum, Honey Badger - for arriving b4 the rest 0.25 each

The "Have I Got Juice for You" Award: Dopey for fine salad sauce!! +0.25

The "Hah....my juice is better than yours" award: Labrico for  20+ year old wine +1

more...
Dopey gets dinner points 0.5

Missile gets the first 5 ride bonus...1

See you for the next episode next week....score so far...



2 comments:

  1. That was a great ride. Thanks again Honeybadger for being the "product support rep" of the month, to BoumBoum and Missile for pushing single-speed Limoncello, and to Dopey for driving me back to my car.
    See you guys Tuesday on a Stumpjumper (loan from Veloland as they can't fix my trotinette prior to Wednesday.

    ReplyDelete
  2. ...what about a Harley Rider who went all the way to meet the Bikers...and did it just in time ??!!!

    ReplyDelete