Sunday, 10 April 2011

The Garden Ride


Points Awarded as follows
Missile, Nascar, 3 Decis
40km, 650m climbing

The "Quote of the day" Award: 0.5 to 3 Decis: "Sh!t -  I forgot to fold my bike .....the sign in the train said all trotinettes must be folded...."
The "trotinettes "big brother" award": 0.5 to 3 Decis for the next one to decide to buy a 29er !
The "Swan Dive" award: 0.5 top Nascar for a perfectly executed O.T.B.
The "oweeee" award: 0.25 to 3 decis for a small amount of blood
The "its so cold here" award: all riders 0.25 points for not ogling too much the 2 pairs of perfectly formed jugs with dwarves thumbs poking though the t-shirts,  even though it was hard to resist
The "I beat nascar to the top of the hill" award: 0.5 to Missile for a)cleaning the "up" (0.25) and b)achieving what he set out to do at the beginning of the season (0.25)!!
The "I beat Missile award": 0.25 to Nascar for annihilating Missile on the last sprint !!
The "premature ejaculator" award: -0.25 to Missile for hammering the sprint waaaaaay to early having forgetten that Nascar was waiting to pounce"

3 comments:

  1. Mr. Ref: Do chickening scores negative? If so, should be doubled to do it in a beautiful day like today and to a group so kind.

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  2. Agreed in principle - but we do need to keep our friends happy!!!

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  3. ..the perfect riding week end..yes, the "Red Arrow" is rolling and making itself ready to dare riding with the Tough Guys ! Juicy Woods were perfectly dry and rolling, legs slowly get into motion....

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