Long story short....
....missile wraps up with a few more layers than initially planned on the very good advice of both boomboom and labrico.... Missile leaves his garage to start the ride only to return 30 seconds later for "more air"....missile sets off (apparently) in a hurry to get the ride started....missile legs feeling good, they havent turned on a bike since september 2015!!!....missile takes his friends through the woods near crans....into crans....down the steps....through the stream....etc. etc. all is well until it starts to go 'up'.... Missile realises that his september legs are 'rather tired'!!. Anyway....we press on....toblerones rushing by at great speed....(or not)....labrico shows off his acceleration machine on the ups....missile decided his toes are decidedly cold....labrico gets a flat....PAN!!!...fock....missile helps in wieghtlifting labricos bike into position for a wheel removal....boom boom starts filming for CNN...FINALLY....labricos wheel is pumped up again...missile has been caught swearing on tape...who would think....and it gets colder....
....so we arrive at home...hot showers being planned....but....NOOOO. Theres no hotwater....kids+wife+missile+cleaning lady+mrsjason...= fuckallhotwaterleftforapostmtbshower!!
Labrico decides he'll go anyway...missile thinks 'onestpasdepedes' and also goes for a cold shower....BAD move....shivering like never in his life....fock it was cold....
p'tie arvine/chilean red/pasta/red sauce/chees was consumed....boomboom was a bottomlesspit 'denouveau'!!!
Stats....updated later....
showing up points: 1 point each
host points: missile 1 for ride 1 for eats
flats: -0.5 labrico
filmography: +0.5 boomboom
freezower: -1 missile
So the entire planet can appreciate Missile's mechanical skills ....
ReplyDeleteShared feeling as to the legs, and there was no up.
A bientôt les gars
Mr Wrenchman Missile in action again - bravo in name of all those who benefited from his skills i.e. all of us at some point....!!
ReplyDeleteHey boys, good job!
ReplyDeleteNothing like a night out in the woods.
;)))
The stats: 39.2km, 2h20 and +503m. That's incredible for an old guy that did not ride for... SIX months! Worth some points or a mention in the Guinness World Records ;-) Anyway, thanks for the spaguettis and the petite arvine.
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