Thursday, 28 April 2016

Easy ride Sat?

Guys, this summer you may have difficulties chasing a weasel in the mountains around. I'll have my operation for a broken ACL this Monday May 2nd and don't expect to ride for some months.

This Saturday, the meteo look not to bad the morning, if anyone interested for a small to medium and enjoyable ride let me know. Will be in for the petit Salève or a tour from this mountain at a normal rhythm. Can also move to Jura, but I'm affraid there still lots of snow up there...
One less dog ;-)

Monday, 18 April 2016

Creat GPX Files from Google Maps

Here you can create a GPX file from any route your create on google maps.

  1.  Create your route on google maps
  2.  Copy the URL of the route
  3.  Navigate to this website: http://www.gpsvisualizer.com
  4.  Paste the URL your just copied into the box after "Or provide the URL of a file on the Web:__________________________ (Pic 1)
  5. Hit the green Convert button (Pic 1)
  6. Download 
Pic 1

Tuesday 19 April 18:00 Bords du Rhône

THE traditional ride. Bring lights and mudguards.

See you at the Stand de Saint-Georges and then at the Taverne du Valais in Aïre.

Let it be known (qu'on se le dise)...

Friday, 15 April 2016

OSM Map Installation - Mac - Garmin Basecamp

OSM map installation - Mac - Garmin Basecamp
For MAC Users: The below instructions allows you to easily create custom OSM maps and use them in basecamp and on your GPS. You will need to install:
-     Map/Track Manager: Garmin Basecamp
-     Map installer:JaVaWa  (download at http://www.javawa.nl/gmtk_en.html)

Instructions
1) Choose "routable cycle map" file from garmin.openstreetmap.nl 
2) Select the segments / country / region / you want
             The most useful and smallest file is to select the exact segments you want manually
3) Send your request & wait for the email (it may take a day, sometimes less)
4) Download the file via the link in the email you receive
               Choose the MAC file: "openfietsmap_lite_macosx.zip"
5) Extract the ZIP: you will get a file called "Openfietsmap Lite.gmap"
6) Create a folder called "New Map"  (Can be anywhere - you can delete afterwards)
9) Copy the "Openfietsmap Lite.gmap" file into this new folder.
10) Edit the name of the folder from "New Map" to the EXACT name of the file just extracted and add .GMAPI extension
               Filename will be: "Openfietsmap Lite.gmapi"    (You MUST include the .)
               This will change the file/folder type - confirm YES
11) Open JaVaWa program to install the OSM in basecamp
              Open the EXTRAS menu: Choose "install gmapi/gmap map"
              Navigate to the using the openfietsmap Lite.gmapi" folder you just created
              Click "Open"
              NB: OSM Basecamp maps are created in folder: user:yourname:library:application support:Garmin:Maps
12) In JaVaWa open "Extras" menu choose "Change Map Name And ID" (default is openfietsmap!!! which wont help you much)
                Change family ID: (if necessary) to any number not already used by another map
                Change "name on computer" (the name displayed in basecamp)
                Change "name on device" (the name displayed on your GPS - keep it short)
                Change "folder name" keeping the .gmapi extension (the name displayed in map folder on your mac)
13) Click "Modify" & Exit JaVaWa
14) (re)Open Basecamp: your file is now listed in the Basecamp map list with name you just entered.
15) You can delete your working files/folders you just created in steps 4) to 10) to free up space.

Thursday, 14 April 2016

The Freezer - Ride Report of Thursday 7 April

Missile...Labrico....Boum Boum....

Long story short....
....missile wraps up with a few more layers than initially planned on the very good advice of both boomboom and labrico.... Missile leaves his garage to start the ride only to return 30 seconds later for "more air"....missile sets off (apparently) in a hurry to get the ride started....missile legs feeling good, they havent turned on a bike since september 2015!!!....missile takes his friends through the woods near crans....into crans....down the steps....through the stream....etc. etc. all is well until it starts to go 'up'.... Missile realises that his september legs are 'rather tired'!!. Anyway....we press on....toblerones rushing by at great speed....(or not)....labrico shows off his acceleration machine on the ups....missile decided his toes are decidedly cold....labrico gets a flat....PAN!!!...fock....missile helps in wieghtlifting labricos bike into position for a wheel removal....boom boom starts filming for CNN...FINALLY....labricos wheel is pumped up again...missile has been caught swearing on tape...who would think....and it gets colder....

....so we arrive at home...hot showers being planned....but....NOOOO. Theres no hotwater....kids+wife+missile+cleaning lady+mrsjason...= fuckallhotwaterleftforapostmtbshower!!
Labrico decides he'll go anyway...missile thinks 'onestpasdepedes' and also goes for a cold shower....BAD move....shivering like never in his life....fock it was cold....

p'tie arvine/chilean red/pasta/red sauce/chees was consumed....boomboom was a bottomlesspit 'denouveau'!!!

Stats....updated later....

showing up points: 1 point each
host points: missile 1 for ride 1 for eats
flats: -0.5 labrico
filmography: +0.5 boomboom
freezower: -1 missile














Wednesday, 13 April 2016

Grand Bois ride report

3 intrepid riders got on their bikes and went for a ride...
Into the "Big Forest" they went...
Mostly dry was the track...
Although, OldJo and Limoncello mostly looking for snacks...
(Here they are looking at the menu: Chateau de Chilly)


"Ride on" I said, "follow me into the woods" I insisted...
Eventually we got back on track...
Fun was had, nothing bad (no technicals, thrills or spills)...
All enjoying the start of a new season... very pleasing...
Yes, quite the poet, and I know it...

Then pizza we ate, until very late!



Here are the ride stats...
Distance covered: 35 kms (OldJo a little more as he had to get his ass in gear)
Ride time: 2 hrs
Elevation gain: 152m (OldJo insisted we keep it FLAT) ;)))
Points awarded:
1 for each OldJo, Limoncello & Balls for ride
1 for Balls for hosting
1/2 for Limoncello for keeping up (only Cat in the group)
1/2 for OldJo for first ride AS A DOG!!!

YEEEHHHHAAAA - the season has begun!!!!! ;)))))))))
More, more, more!!!!!

Sunday, 10 April 2016

The Petit-Salève On The Rocks Ride Report


Riders: Labrico, Husky and Boumboum
37km and +800m
New bikes in a Dog & Cat ride: Lapierre, Rocky Mountain and Van Nicholas

Monday, 4 April 2016

Thursday 7'th April - Missile Ride

18:00 start.
Bring lights!
Dinner 'out' afterwards (maybe in, depending on numbers!)
Let me know via this blog only - no Whatsapp - too difficult to follow.

Saturday, 2 April 2016

Sunday 3 April, Petit-Salève On The Rocks

Let's meet at Veyrier parking lot Sunday 3 April at 11:00am

Our target: Petit-Salève, the Great...

Put lube on your chain, I will be there with my (not so) new horse!