Monday, 10 June 2013

Camel trophy XL - The Scores

Whilst the old fogies went off to play in the woods on their own...the Camel Trophy Proceeded.

Riders: Boum Boum, Missile, Nascar, Labrico, Alpine, Weasel, Marco, Beau Jo Lais
Distance: 27km
Up: 1040 m
Down: ditto
Warp Speed: yes!
Warm Ups: Zero !!
Dinner: Yes

We did a warm up any way - just to keep with tradition.
The uphill proved challenging for some, but the downhill was worth it.
nascar needed persuading to hop over into France, but his smile said it was worth it.
Alpine was moaning in the pasture: there were no cows to keep him happy
Beau Jo Lais just smiled all the way. Thats just the way he is.
Weasel got paler and paler and further and further behind...bonk...re-bonk...bonk
Marco improved his descending skills but That RIP of his is just waiting for more.
Labrico just kept wondering when the rain was going to fall. It didn't.

Marco and the Mechanicals: One seatpost! -0.5 for Marco, -1,000,000 for Rock Shox Reverb
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner: Balls +1
The Flat Country: One babies burp for alpine -0,25
I Bonk, You Bonk, He Bonks, We All bonk: One weasel got flattened. -1 for playing at road runner the tow previous lunch times and slowing us all down!!
Mister Fixit: McMissile loans a tool to McMarco. +.25
It doesn't Fit: McMarco -0.25 for not having his own tool! 


Quiz: find the 1967 film title reference in the above...





7 comments:

  1. I need points:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guess_Who%27s_Coming_to_Dinner

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  2. Good try Nascar BUT I would prefer - The Dirty Dozen - considering !

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  3. ...in fact The Dirty Eleven....(+ Kim, 3DC & Papy)....:-))

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