Missile vs Shimano.....FAIL!!!

Riders: Labrico, 3-decis, mini 3 decis aka pepette, Beau Jo Lais, Husky, Papy, Limoncello, Marco, Missile, Ja Beast

Time: 1hr 17

Distance: 13km

Up: 300m or less

Hosting & Eats: Missile

Ride Lead: Missile, 3-Decis, JaBeast

Mechanicals: Yes....!!!

What a disaster for a ride last night......but, on the bright side, no flats, and no-one got lost!!

The Shimano/Fail Award: Missile -0.5 

The "Tools" Award: Marco, Labrico, 0.5 each for wrenching (anyone else....??)

The Flintstone Award: Missile +1 for getting home before everyone else

Dessert Only Award: Nascar +0.5

Bonus Quiz: Why the Flintstone Award ?? 1 point up for grabs

Items Broken by Missile in <2 seconds....="" span="">

- Rear derailleur: Forcibly dis-assembled into X pieces

- Rear Triangle: Bent ! Not sure how but it is now "spread" by at least 5mm at the back

- Derailleur Hanger: Dead as a doornail....

- 2 spokes "doing the amoeba": i.e. now 4 x 1/2 spokes

- multiple other spokes: 'bent' beyond use

- Cassette: mangled

- Chain: D.O.A.