Tuesday, 30 April 2013

American Crappic

Distance: 36 km
Up: 1,100
Time: +-3 hrs

Riders: Labrico, Jabest, Missile, Boum Boum, Nascar, Balls :1 point each
Ride and Eats Hosting: 1 + 1 points to Labrico

Awards: 
The "I am going to OTB on every ride" award: Jabeast +0.5
The False Accusation award: Labrico -0.5 for accusing Shimano brakes of failing when everyone knows they don't !!!
The "American Crappic" Award: -0.5 to Labrico for major failure of his American Classic front wheel bearings....
The Big Balls reward: Ja beast +0.5 for talling Labrico "You're braking too much on the downhills...."
The "Culoté" Award: Jabeast -0.5 for being cheeky
The "Wheel Man" Award: Nascar for mechanical assistance to autrui....
The "Rocket Junior " Award: Jabeast for being in front or his dad for quite some of the ride, riding up stuff dad didn't make and lasting the full 3 hours...." +1

Misc.
New bike points from a while back...: Nascar +2

Monday, 29 April 2013

Ride report - 26 April 2013 - The timber ride

Started from Limoncello's. Veyrier by the Arve river banks, return on the other side of the highway, then Petit Salève.
No GPS: estimated 30 km, 2h30, 600m elevation
Riders: Husky and Limoncello
Highlights:
- not a drop of rain. Rain before, right after, but not during the ride ... perfect.
- Labrico: you can now go full speed with no risk for your head. Trail has been cleared, see pictures.
Points:
- Participants: 1 point each
- Organising: Limoncello, 1 point
- Bucheron points: Limoncello and Husky, 0,5 point each. For pro-active thinking, execution, and protecting Claude's head for future rides (see 6sept2012 ride report)




The jenny's family ride

64.700 Km
485m positive
4h15

Bapst, kellydrinklikepapa and 3DC.
Missing Husky who had an issue with his wife to come.
Ride: Bogis- Meyrin by the chemin des douniers, Nant d'' Avril, bord du Rhone, Cartigny ,la Plaine. drink a the chaud à la Plaine et pizza, back form bord du Rhone right band, Russin, Vignoble du Mandemant CERN and back.
Not one drop of rain but very muddy and wet. Very cold feet.

Saturday, 27 April 2013

Thursday, 25 April 2013

TG petit Salève à la pause de midi avec un champion de trial ton.
Départ 12h00 retour à ma place de bureau douché à14h30, 41km, +  800m 2h15 avec le RIP. je suis mort.

Wednesday, 24 April 2013

Derailleur Fail. Take 2

Ouch.

Very nice ride last night


Dimanche 28 Avril - Sortie Serieuse!!

Pour le dimanche 28 Avril je propose une sérieuse sortie sur le magnifique Salève.
RDV à 11h00 à la douane de Veyrier.

Friday, April 26, 14h - Petit-Salève

Before the weather turns bad, suggest a Petit-Saleve ride on Friday afternoon, for those who can.
Start: Limoncello's place (109 chemin de Servette, 74100 Vetraz-Monthoux) at 14h.
Idea is to warm up going to Veyrier by the Arve banks, return on the trail at the foot of the Saleve (just above the highway), and then Petit Saleve.
Husky is in

Tuesday 30'th April - Chez Husky 18:00

Pour le mardi 30 avril, Michel Bucher organise une sortie depuis chez lui : 70 impasse Grange-Neuve 74930 Arbusigny FRANCE

Merci de lui confirmer votre présence  en avance pour la meilleur fondue chinoise du monde

Derailleur Fail....

...can't see the derailleur fail too well, but...

....the face of the guy in green.....no comment
...looks like Beau Jo Lais is crouched down taking a dump...
...and someone from the 70's is waving their fingers in the air...





Missile vs Shimano.....FAIL!!!


Riders: Labrico, 3-decis, mini 3 decis aka pepette, Beau Jo Lais, Husky, Papy, Limoncello, Marco, Missile, Ja Beast
Time: 1hr 17
Distance: 13km
Up: 300m or less

Hosting & Eats: Missile
Ride Lead: Missile, 3-Decis, JaBeast
Mechanicals: Yes....!!!

What a disaster for a ride last night......but, on the bright side, no flats, and no-one got lost!!

The Shimano/Fail Award: Missile -0.5 
The "Tools" Award: Marco, Labrico, 0.5 each for wrenching (anyone else....??)
The Flintstone Award: Missile +1 for getting home before everyone else
Dessert Only Award: Nascar +0.5

Bonus Quiz: Why the Flintstone Award ?? 1 point up for grabs

Items Broken by Missile in <2 seconds....="" span="">
- Rear derailleur: Forcibly dis-assembled into X pieces
- Rear Triangle: Bent ! Not sure how but it is now "spread" by at least 5mm at the back
- Derailleur Hanger: Dead as a doornail....
- 2 spokes "doing the amoeba": i.e. now 4 x 1/2 spokes
- multiple other spokes: 'bent' beyond use
- Cassette: mangled
- Chain: D.O.A.

Monday, 22 April 2013

Dinner is cooking.....

The Fluorescence Ride (AKA Les Toblerones), The Pics !

Fluorescent, it was :


The Kermit Frog...



... and The Orange Rocket

We literally flew over the toblerones on Wednesday the 17th of April ! So hot and a nice evening.

Last  Week-end Mathis 9 jar, have race against boys and girls to 13 jar.

Start last and finisch 2 after  pushing  out of the track 3 riders…

Report du 20 Avril

Pas des gonzesses..



Climbing: ? ~750m
Time: 2.30
Distance: 36km
Température 2 degré

Riders in time: Limoncello, Boumbom, Claude , +1

 Hosting : Claude: +1
 Being there point: +1 for all

Special information for Marcel : For those white tubeless tyres, you have to change the liquids about evey 4 monts.
Report du 14 Avril

Climbing: ? ~450m
Time: 2.00
Distance: 32km

Riders in time: Husky, Papy, Limoncello, Marco, Claude
Riders late: Marcel white 2 flat tyres: - 1


Hosting + dinner point: Claude: +2
Being there point: +1 for all

Special information for Marcel : For those white tubeless tyres, you have to change the liquids about evey 4 monts.

B.O.S. - Ride Report April 21, 2013 by Papy

Bikers: LaBrico, Balls & Papy
Distance: 61 km for one...
Time: 3.46 hrs
Elevation: 195m..
Max speed: 43.7kmh
Where: La Seymaz, l'Arve, le Foron, Juicy Woods and its "allées cavalières"...
Points:
+ 1 for all
+ 1 for Papy (Emcee and playing shepperd)
Good spinning training, nothing special happened, no otb, no blood, no mechanical...let me take that back and ask Balls....we rode well, not necessarily all together but sure we tried hard !

Sunday, 21 April 2013

Score Chart


Misc Scores....

Misc Updates...

Trotinettes 4 ever....(Beau Jo lais Hosted ride)

Hello Noob - Goodbye Noob
Missile/Nascar/Beau Jo Lais/Noob:Francesco
39km, 650 climbing
Francesco had the misfortune to come when we were in fine shape....he held on well...but bailed at at km 30 or so. Welcome - come again on a Tuesday!!

Kids Learn Fast
11km 400m climbing
Missile lead Kaybeast and Jabeast on Jura outing.
0.5 for the adult hoster (as last year) - Kids get full points

Labrico's Veyrier Outing
Still Waiting for scores...

Fluorescence
Boum / Missile 1hr 56, 35 km, 460 m climbing
Did we ride....we flew!! Replenished at the Auberge de Crassier.
BB was in 'orange' with orange bike, Missile was in 'green' with green bike.
Quite a pair...BB where are the PICS ?? PLS POST!!

2 Kids on Bikes
Kids dont have to announce their rides....but still need to be two...
Joest: the super trail map is being used by the boys....holding up well and they can read it tooo!!

124 N de Denivelé
3 decis and kellydrinkslikepapa...9 km 124 metres denivelé
3 Decis - c pas kom ca que tu va etre en forme pour Zermatt
Neanmoins....des POINTS!!

C'est tout pour le moment.





Quizz: Where this ride is ???

Indication: ride on sunday...


Saturday, 20 April 2013

Biking On Sunday ?

A nice spinning ride hidden from the wind in the Jussy forrest !
Start : Choulex - Papy's place
When: early afternoon - to be defined



Friday, 19 April 2013

Saturday 19/04/13 - Vallorbe-Lausanne by Orbe-Nozon-Venoge gorges

Start from vallorbe at 11.15 (train from Lausanne at 10.32).
The best is to join in:
Chemin de Montelly 78
Lausanne
At 10.00 - 10.15 max.

Itinerary:

Vallorbe - Orbe - Les clés - Romainmotier - Vaulion - Romainmotier - Croix - La Sarraz - Bussigny - Lausanne.

Call me if you are interested : 076 240 57 83

In: Alpine

km: long...

Rq: Training to Transv'....

Thursday, 18 April 2013

23 April - 18:00 - Missiles Camel Trophy et al !!

with pasta party afterwards...

bring your CLEAR glasses....it gets dark here soon....if we start on time we probably wont need lights....

let me know....

Missile

Must...have....


Ce samedi 20 Avril  RDV à 10h30 à la douane de Veyrier si la météo est pas trop mauvaise.

Merci de confirmer

Wednesday, 17 April 2013

Roadie Baiting....LOVE IT

I had fun last night ....all on my own. No not that kind of fun....!!

Anyway, couldn't make it to Veyrier on time, but did get time for a quick ride - on my RIP.

Picked up roadie 1 just outside my house... but I had saddle issues so he went ahead.

I almost caught up with him as we turned onto the Cheserex road

Two more roadies went by on the main road as we turned on it follow them.

I really had to work against the wind to finally join the peloton.

One of the roadies noticed me....picked up speed immediately, his friend followed.

I couldn't stay with them and they took a 50m lead BUT...on the entrance into Cheserex

I put the pedal to the metal on the slight descent, caught them up and sailed straight past them.....

I heard frantic gear changes....but they couldn't catch me....I held the lead until Gingins

where we went separate ways....so they technically didn't overtake me ;-)

Heart rate was of the scale but bating 3 roadies in one 'hit' was just too good to pass by.

Still smiling now.....loved it.


Monday, 15 April 2013

RIde from Missiles - Wednesday 17'th - 18:00

A bit of up, a bit of down, some laffs, some OTB's

 Let me know!!

Missile

16 Avril je propose un RDV à la douane de Veyrier à 18h00


Pour demain 16 Avril je propose un RDV à la douane de Veyrier à 18h00 pour un petit tour tranquille.

                                                       Bon weekend pour le petit Mathis


J’aimerais bien devenir grand comme toi…Mathis



Je vais les larguer..



                                   Yes, bon départ il sont loin de moi et je peu faire des saut pour Simon..


16 départs et chaque fois 1er, mieux que Simon..


Et voila vainqueur des 2 premières manches du Championnat Suisse 2013.
Merci à Simon, Jean-François, Pascal et Michel pour être passé me voir courir.
Mathis,

Saturday, 13 April 2013

Shredding last snow flakes in Crans

Awesome day out with Papy and Jacques in Crans. :))) Shredding the poudre!!! Hhhaaaa!!!!






Friday, 12 April 2013

Tuesday 9/04/13 - Ride report

Climbing: ? ~400m
Time: 3.00
Distance: 35km

Riders in time: Husky, Beau-Joe-Lais, Limoncello, Weasel
Riders late: Nameless, Alpine: -0.5
Riders in trottinette: Everybody!!!!

Hosting + dinner point: BJL: +2
Being there point: +1 for all
Soleil point: Nameless: +0.5 (first stairs of the ride)
Flats: None

95% dry, 5% biggest storm of the year...

See you soon,


14:00 Saturday 13'th April - Missiles Place - Toblerones XL

Keeping low to avoid the snow.....

Anyway...14:00 my place.

In: Nascar.

Anyone else....???

Finale Fotos

Stuck In The Mud

Monday, 8 April 2013

April 7 Ride Report JM first ride over the bar in the Petit Salève

Climbing 500 m

Hrs : 2

Distance 25 km

Rider : Papy, Bouboum, Husky, Labrico 1 point

Over the bar : Papy 1 point

Blud , Papy 1 point
April 1 Ride Report Fast Petit Salève

Climbing 760m

Hrs : 1;56

Distance 27 km

Rider : Simon Claude 1 point

New Bike Points : Claude 1 point

April 2'nd Ride Report First Outing

Climbing: 440m
Hrs: 2:39
Distance: 33 km

Kilos of Meat: Exactly 2.4 !!

Riders: Missile, Master Jabeast, Labrico, Marco, Beau Jo Lais, Limoncello, 3 Decis, Husky, Alpine

First Ride Bonus Points: 1 point for all, all for 1 point !!

New Bike Points: Master Jabeast 1 point

Flats: None

Soleils: None

Lost Souls: Two

False Accusations: MANY - the ride was clearly marked at 18:30 so **** y'all !!

Missile

Sunday, 7 April 2013

Comment terminer le championnat d’Europe après deux jours de course intense à l’infirmerie, heureusement plus de peur que de mal. Ils sont souples à leur âge…









Friday, 5 April 2013

The blue clunker cruiser rides report

Location: Santa Barbara South CA
Distance: 48 km (6x8km)
Elevation: Sea level +\- 8 m
Bike: Single speed, rusty & heavy 20kg.
Time: 7.30 am...;-))
Difficulty: Easy, beach path
Rider: Cruising Papy Jogger: Jogging Lisa
Advertised: Indeed...
Points claim: + 1 for dedication and reading entertainment
Comments: Look forward riding RIP9









Je propose une sortie pour le dimanche 7 avril.
RDV à 13h00 chez moi.
Merci de me confitmer.
Claude

Thursday, 4 April 2013

Tuesday 9/04/13 - 18.00 Préverenges Plage (VD)

Time: 18.00
Where: Préverenges Plage
What: Les 3 Gorges
Dinner: Beau-Joe-Lais 's place



Tuesday, 2 April 2013

A Zulu in the Bush

The Mashatu Game Reserve is famous for elephants and giraffe. We had the opportunity to cycle through it this past Easter weekend with a group of 11 adventurous riders. Although it was dusty, the recent floods left a lot of fantastic greenery and lots of soft sand on the flood plains. This made for tough riding and beautiful views! Unfortunately Mrs Zulu had a bit of a fall, but got back on the bike and carried on. Three stitches at the hospital later, she was still smiling. Enjoy the photos.