Zermatt Ride Report

From my notes...some rambling idiot must have written them because I  can't understand half of what was written!!!

The star of the weekend: DOPEY!!! Many thanks for all the trail choosing. +3 points as EMCEE!!

Friday Stats
Tanya, Old Jo, Boum Boum, Balls, Dopey, Nascar, Labrico, Alpine
3500 Descending (Est.)
25 km Est

Saturday Stats
Tanya, Old Jo, Boum Boum, Balls, Dopey, Nascar, Labrico, Alpine, Flat, Missile, Nameless
4500 Descending (Est.)
32 km Est


Sunday Stats
Tanya, Old Jo, Boum Boum, Balls, Dopey, Nascar, Labrico, Alpine, Flat, Missile,
3800 Descending (Est.)
37 km Est

Friday

Otbs joest +0.5

Golf shorts +0.5 for sheer guts...J Ballas

Macgyver pivot +0.5 Nascar

Flats tanya balls -0.5 each

Blood balls henzi - not sure what this means but blodd = 0.5

Mech aid - joest nascar alpine 0.25 wach

Kamikaze points papy ball missile nameless 0.5 each

Floor sleeping - flat labrico goat - 0.5 for each for putting up with one another!!!

First round papy!!! 0.5 for buying the first round

Dress and shins!!! ....WTF ?? Guess this means sexy dress and bloody shins for....Tanya 0.5

Saturday

Flats 3 jo flat plus extra self inflicted -1 points (Must be two)
Labrico valve ...where do I start.... -1 for driving us all crazy

Tubes given: balls papy missile 0.25 for mechanical aid

Macgyver - nascar valve 0.5

Extra rides - nameless dopey missile tanya 0.5 each

Assistance - labrico for tanya, balls for goat,  0.25 each

Boum boum fingers ...0.5 points

Emergency kit flat/dopey/flat / old jo / 1/2 point boum boum / nameless ....minus points for those without (at least those who have them and forgot them)

Hotel - boum boum / balls didnt take .....2 additional MC points

Emcee - nameless 2 MC points

Manger - papy / labrico 1 point each

Camo shorts!! +1 to Jo balls for better shorts

Alpine - reverb!! ...WTF ???

Artur - minus points not being here!! -1 !!

Flat - returns!!! Hes  The same!! +1 for consistency

Black sheep points!!! Vs wasps who was a sheep and who was a wasp?? ....NASCAR +1 for standing out !!!

Sunday

Flats - cant remember, but jo flat must have had one.....-0.5 !!!!
OTBS - who TF knows
Smiles -  a bazillion
Walls ridden - 1 = +0.5 for Labrico
Wet Riders - all
Awseome descending.... all !!
Broken benches - 1- +0.5 to Missile for being again the scapegoat for Nascar's antics and -0.5 to Nascar for causing the disaster !!!!
Wimpiness on the ski slope....everyone except Missile, Dopey, Nascar and Tanya -0.25
....cant remember much else....