Thursday, 13 October 2011

Nameless.....you name it - Ride report!

Tuesday night 6 riders of which 3 set out to discover the Lausanne / Belmont woods. An epic ride it was!!

Here is input, comments, points and other stuff:
- Riders: Limoncello, Labrico, Dopey, Nameless (host), Beau Joe Lais and Renaud (is that spelled correct?)
- Distance: 32km
- Meters climbed: 830m
- Average speed: 11,3 km/h
- Time being out in the woods: 3h30....return 23h00!
- Encounters: One Bambi, one dog, one lonely nightly fisherman(?), lots of mud, one tree specially planned years ago for Renaud (tree hugger!) and 400 slippery wooden bridges.
- No mechanicals....not even for N...less!
- I think we turned Nameless his bathrooms in to a mud pool....Sorry! The pressure washer was excellent though and a good clean for Beau Joe lais.
- Good food and fruit juice. Renaud liked his red wine so much he wanted to share all with me....including my jeans, underwear and shirt! Up yours :-)
- According to connaisseurs it was Beau Joe Lais last shower before his departure to Chile. He couldn't understand why he wasn't allowed on the couch with his muddy bike shorts. Luckily Namless shorted him out with clean short so he could join us sitting.....Dirt? It must be a mind Game....!
Points recommendation:
- Limoncello + 2 point for making all the way from Cat as only Cat and to be well on time!
- Labrico: all his ride points to Nameless for being late once again!
- Dopey - 1 for arguing with the host
- Renaud +0.5 for his good effort in tree hugging!

5 comments:

  1. Yes Mr Ref-Missile, I guess you specially loved: 'tree hug', 'lots of mud' and 'slippery wooden bridges' not to mention 'red wine'.

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  2. ....I forgot something. -0.5 points for Nameless.....He did NOT eat all the cheese!

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  3. I missed it all, especially the abuse by nameless ... being yet once more being tricked into responding to 'hello ladies' and 'missile.... whats that nut sack doing on your seat post.....etc etc'

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  4. ....there was no abuse because the lady and his nut sack where missing!

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