Nameless' Adventures in the Dark

That Nameless' he travelled to Choulex so far

From Estavayer Lac on his bike(s), not by car





First on his beemer; twist throttle with style

to pick up his niner, transported by missile



to a parking at GATT (or the WTO)

and from there to go biking with papy and so...



we travelled to papys, ogling short skirts

on the quais and the bridges, bare skin, let us flirt



We ride Juicy woods on our fast speedy niners

then ate up like champs, papys chicken: no finer



and now on to our bikes by night to my beemer

no skirts, skin, or babes in sight! We are such dreamers!



And then the fun starts; soon nameless bereft

of his keys, his pc in my car...... and I'd left!!



So he made his way home, feeling cold on the ride

arriving at home, what no keys, where'd they hide?



See.... he only did see that his keys were not there

when he got his door and they were no-where!!!



So what to do now? Its one and I'm homeless

Lets call the missile, hopefully not hopeless



but karma did screw him on this fateful night,

missile's great iphone was out like a light



so even this morning when nameless did call

iphone was sleeping, could not call at all



but back to the evening of the night before

nameless called missiles home phone, not quite 4



but missile was sleeping and did not wake up

to the call of the nameless, now quite a sad pup



but Dopey has spare keys, he can help out !!!

I'll drive back to his house and give him a shout!!!



And arriving there late, his ass even colder

...dopey's not home..... a friend sleeping over



who didn't wake up to find nameles his keys

who now is quite tired and praying just please



to find a warm bed to just lay straight down on

tired and pissed off, he decided on rental



and off to a motel, a room for the night

at three to lay down and go out like a light !!