Wednesday, 30 March 2011

Ride #1 : Super Charged

Super Charged: Ride number one was one to remember.....

Riders: Labrico, Boum Boum, Dopey, Missile, Zulu, Bike ShopYves, Nameless

Ride Stats: 37 km, 17.5kmh, 400 m climbing.

Funny coincidence: 6 29ers rode on the 29'th

Yay Factor: Noone was late !!! Yay. Dopey predicted an on-tim Labrico - but all covered in sweat....he was right.

Wow Factor: The T.O.R. Quiz was answered - boum boum's bike is indeed lighter than air. 8.17 kg

Post Ride Cows Eaten: three

Coke Zero Drinkers: 3 Decis (does he need a new name?)

POINTAGE

Lucky Winners: First ride attendees get an extra bonus - 1 point additional for each attendee (Dinner attendees included)

Ride Hosting : Shared between Boum Boum and Dopey
The it aint that steep award: Dopey +0.5 for descending the first steps

The charging bull award:  Dopey for not shouting 'right' and almost flattening yves -0.5

The Jarvik-7 award: Missile for hitting 179 bpm !! (I can prove it) + 0.179

The T.O.R. Award: Boum Boum and Missile for juvenile racing behaviour +0.25 each

The Lighter than Air Award:  Nascar for thoughfully providing weighing scales +0.5

The "Aussie Aussie Asussie Oi Oi Oi" Award:  Papy and Mike the Bike for beer time and the best excuse for not being there +1 each

The "tete-de-bite" award: 3 Decis for riding his harley all the way out to Lignon for a coke. +0.5

The "Chauffeur Award": Missile & Yves for dry transportation of weary bikers +0.5 each

The "aaaaggh... I just cleaned my car award": Zulu for leaving a muddy ass print on my front passenger seat -0.1 point

The "stretch it out" award:  Zulu for exertion beyond the norm and 'cramp attack' +0.5

The "lords light award" : Zulu for light assistance to fix missiles head lamp ! +0.5

The "where'd that branch come from" award: Missile for head butting a branch -0.25 !

The Orange Rocket Quiz Winner: Labrico 1 point (bike weight avg of 3 = 8.17 kg)

Status after Round 1.....

6 comments:

  1. No points for keeping fellow biking comrades alive with H20?...

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  2. Ah yes....

    The Waterboy Award: Dopey +0.5 points

    The "Hey Truck Driver - Wanna See My Tool?" Award: Nameless +0.5 for changing in the car on the highway!!

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  3. Mr Ref., the Papy is claiming point for having covered the longest distance to meet and have a "tube with a "CAT MTB Team fellow founding member...PERTH-Australia..and having been able to skip other appointments....

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  4. Papy....sorry to be harsh....you got your point already!!

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  5. Papy, wants a points because he happened (paid by the company) to be Down Under and was lucky enough to have a beer with Jo GPS aka Mike The Bike....Up yours I would say! :-)

    Ref no need to be sorry...or are you turning soft?

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  6. ...just tryint to be friendly at the start of season....

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