Boys....what a night....awesome!!!
Points awarded as follows:
Riders: Labrico, Doepy, Nascar, Missile, Honey Badger, Iron Ass, Papy, Zulu
Stats: tbc
The "Host With The Most" Award: Missile + 1
The "Man with the Plan" award Missile +0.5 for finding a new fondoo run track
The "Sous Chef Award" : Pete/Dopey/Papy +0.2 each for I can't remember what
The "Goat" Award: -0.5 to Labrico for texting all night.
The "Flying Iron Award" : Iron Ass for at least TWO maginificent OTB's. +2
The "Aged to Perfection Award" : Papy for MAGNIFICENT 35 yr old Armagnac +2
The "Fruit" award: Dopey for bringing some... +0.5
The "No Spoon Award": Dopey for not providing spoons and expecting the ref to have everything. -1 !!....
The "Do I need training wheels ?" award : Honeybadger for hanging it out 'large' on his would be BMW !! +1
The "I'll Make You Vomit" Awar": Labrico and Missile for being juvenile! 0.5 each
The "I'll really make your vomit" award: Nascar for pretending to be Labrico (sneaky (but fun) +1
The "60.3" award. Labrico for reaching 0.1 kmh faster than Miss Ill Ee !! Bastard. 0.1 points !! (Yes ZERO POINT ONE)
The "I got sprayed with cowshit" award: Everyone +0.25 - we were COVERED !!!
....that Papy proposed the following points.....
ReplyDeleteMissile:
+ 1 for awesome fondue (+ meringues)
+ 2 for taking the lead and organizing a superb fondue during one of the best night in the Jura known to mankind
+ 1 for perpetual good humor .....
then:
+ 1 for Zulu, being taxi driver for Papy and LaBrico - return home and bed around 1.00 am
+ 1 for Iron Ass "equilibrium or lost of equilibrium" (balance) and survival skills
+ 1 for LaBrico for saying "I am not eating fondue"....but taking his share only on one sollicitation.....
+ 1 for Nascar for being Nascar and being always in the bloody front of the pack
+ 1 for Dopey - trying to take pictures...maybe yes... cutting the bread
+ 1 for Badger for being there...and improved biking skills
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The ref will review and adapt as necessary....
Any other claims-proposals....make em soon...
Missile, as usual your comments are a treat to read ! Need only to correct the age of the Armagnac to be 35 repeat 35 years old.....in oak tree barrel...to finish life in Jura Chalet des Electriciens - Switzerland...with the Famous CAT MTB Team !
ReplyDeleteBrilliant ride and brilliant report from the maestro!! More of these pleeeez!!
ReplyDelete.....what! "No spoon award"? Did you take you funny pills or are you asking to be insulted? Ref....find a funny way to take points please.....
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