Wednesday, 31 July 2013

Monday, 29 July 2013

Rebound ride anybody? Otherwise I can host the Fetes de Geneve ride...

Aloha,

Since we have no ride plan I suggest the Rhone ride, fast & furious.

Start at the parking lot of Théâtre du Galponmore in Jonction, 2, route des Péniches at 6h30 or 6pm from Caterpillar. (see link below)

My phone # is 0789190134.

Different options for dinner including stands of Fetes de Geneve afterwards :-)

Zorbas

https://maps.google.com/?ll=46.19978,6.125044&spn=0.002967,0.004823&t=m&z=18&iwloc=lyrftr:m,9162971839886939624,46.200278,6.123773

The Brazilian Revisited

Missile & Weasel
30km
652 up
2,433 down
Fastest Speed 53.59 kmh

Hosting - Missile
Riding - Weasel

Oh yeah.....
Just an awesome half day out - 14.00 CHF with demi tarif took us all the way up to the top.
We (i) got off the GPS track twice - DOH - during the climb too...but it worked out
because we had even more downhill !!! We went all the way to the end of the valley...
then along some steepsided trails to col de cou...

then we blasted out way down - not even one pedestrian !! On a Sunday !!

Big grins all round

Points
host - missile
beer provider : weasel + 1 point
No mechanicals, no OTB's, just loads of dust and tire tracks

7 Bisses Revisited!!!

papy, labrico, nameless and missile
50km
Down: 2,244
Up: 1,175

It all started poorly
....I missed the opp to buy a caprice des dieux for the picnic...and lost time having to stop twice and still didint get my caprice des dieux...
...er three times as I had to buy some maps as GPS back up...
...labrico wasnt quite ready when I picked him up at his GF's place....GF number xx, I let you figure it out..
...but it was apparently not the one with the 'grosse balles' that he had "diddled" the night before!!
...meanwhile....nameless is busy also being (very) late.....(B.A.U.)
...meanwhile (rewind +-1 hour) Old Jo is getting ready and waiting for lisa to drop him off at the rendez-vous
...much later....missile and labrico arrive, nameless still not there....but arrives shortly after...
...papy has the time to have a sammich made for him...was it that good ??
and about 45minutes after the appointed hour we set-off...(we had to wait for labricos dumpathon to be over)

but then it got really REALLY good
4 hours of Crans/Montana/Chermignon/Lens/Sion bisses, ups, fast downs in an increasingly sauna like atmosphere. Awesome!! And we took the bus back to Crans which arrived at EXACTLY 18:06 as the schedule suggested. I love Switzerland !!

Points
Hosting: Missile
-0.5 for missile, nameless and labrico for being VERY late
0 new bike points for Labrico - seriously!! Yet another new bike...
+0.5 for papy for outstanding waiting patience
+0.5 for papy for a fine OTB - no damage or blood!! "Amazing Swiss Made Quality"
-1.5 for nameless for three (count them,THREE) flats
-0.5 for seat-post mechanicals: nameless...
+ 1 point for nameless for endless shock pump loaning (not for mechanicals mind....)
+ 1 for Papy for hosting apero and eats after the ride
+0.5 for missile for mechanical assistance, tire changing, etc etc.

Thursday, 25 July 2013

Scores Update...

bla blah bl blah labrico blah ablah abl boring bla abla blaha blah
blah blah second place blah blagh agh fighting blagh agh





















Ride Report - Les Passerelles du lac de Joux - July 23, 2013

Not easy to get there as Paleo festival was hampering accesses...
Rode along the lake on its famous wooden passerelles (not quite BC but fun) the LaBrico in tow and usual "Grand Prix Miko" spirit. 3DC was there, closing the ride, after 2 weeks sitting on a KTM alternatively his HD....BJL played Indiana Jones on a challenging cliff trail. Now we know how to carry our bikes on a rocky steep climb.. Surprise of the day - a wild unafraid chamois herd we met. A swinging single trail brought us back to the lake shore and to a final jump & swim - how sweet.
Full Moon was with us all the way back home - late...
Participants: LaBrico, BJL, Marco, 3DC, Papy & Xavier
Stats:
24km - ridiculous 135m climb - about 2 hours
Discovery and Fun factor: 10 out of 10
Points:  (bikers please feel free to add/comment)
Usual points for invite, lead and attendance.
+0.5 to 3DC - bloody shin - tumble in cliff
-0.5  to 3DC - late and lost arrivals ...
+0.5 to 3DC - restaurant suggestion - Hotel de la Truite..a treat...
+0.5 to BJL - surpassing climbing skills and trail discovery
+0.5 to Papy - negotiations skills, restaurant's kitchen closes at 9pm..we arrived at 9.30pm..
+0.5 to Marco - improving his french language...listening patiently to us blablying...
+0.5 to LaBrico - for Michael Jackson shoes...have you seen my new shoes !!??



Wednesday, 24 July 2013

SORRY BUT RIDE IS CANCELLED REPEAT CANCELLED Tuesday Ride July 30, 2013 - Juicy Woods + Herr Mans for Chamonix-Zermatt participants

This invite at Papy's place to discuss Chamonix-Zermatt 2013 logistics & else
But a Tuesday is a Tuesday so we ride first !
Meeting place: Choulex - you know where
Time: 18.00h - sharp - is this worth mentionning
Ride: Jussy Woods and Hermance river banks
Program: Fast ride, no flat, no fall, no break - goal avoid the Mosquitos !!

Tuesday, 23 July 2013

Saturday - Crans Montana - 7 Bisses, Christ-Roi, Sion, Sierre!!

Start time: 9:00am on the bike

Meeting Point: ...here: Start Point For Saturday Ride

We take the funiculaire in the afternoon back up to Crans.

I will be camping at Camping La Moubra (if they have space, otherwise en-sauvage)

Let me know

Missile

The Brazilian - Sunday 28'th

Start: 08:30 from the Telecabine de Chalais

Link: Chalais Telepherique Location

Let me know!!

Missile

Monday, 22 July 2013

Ride Report One - Invite in Beautiful Valais - July 20-21, 2013

Day One - Nameless The Revival:
To all, Nameless was there in fine shape and spirit, bike ready and serviced.
We biked Crans-Montana single tracks down and rode up the fire roads, had fun single tracking and  trained well going up,  the Nameless heading indeed  ! Day came to an end too quickly and the Paella was waiting for Nameless...so he was gone as quickly as he arrived !
No OTB, no blood, no chain breakage, no flat, a fine ride on a sunny day - playing hide and seek with storm clouds. Bravo Nameless - I truly enjoyed.
Stats:
Time: about 2.23 hours on the saddle
Distance: 25.7 km
Elevation: 876 m
Max speed: 45.7 kmh
Points:
Usual pointage for invite/trail leading and attendance to participants (Nameless + Papy)
+1 extra point to Nameless for joining to the Invite (only him..)
+0.5 to Nameless for fine shape and leading uphill.
+0.5 to Papy for skillfully mastering an infamous stump.





Day Two - The Flynnster Dawn of a Downhiller:
Downhilling was the name of the day. The Flynnster and Papy headed for a full day riding down the CM downhills tracks. Dusty, bumpy and speedy tracks, we mastered them..; - )) well survived I mean.....
Time: around 3hours on the bike - not on the saddle
Distance: 27 km
Dowhilling: 2,876 m
Max speed: 50.8 kmh
Points:
+ 1 to The Flynnster for attendance
+ 1 to The Flynnster for not falling and giving his dad a heart attack !


Quiz, (+I)

 
 
 
Whatis special at Mathis BMX ?
 
Pour le dernier Quiz,  Simon, Oscar vous êtes pas bon, vous vous souvenez pas de la fille qui travaillait au resto à la Croisette...

My Bike Is Ready....and yours ?

So have you been working on your bike yet ? Saturday saw me spending untold hours doing the following....
  • New chain rings, cassette, chain
  • New chain guide
  • New cassette body
  • New rear hub bearings
  • New pedals
  • New derailleur cables
  • Overhaul brake master cylinders & brakes bled
  • New brake pads
  • New grips - wired!
  • New suspension bearings
  • New bar end cap!
  • Wheels trued
  • New rear wheel nipples
  • New tire and a half!!
Left to do...new tire milk & overhaul to telescopic seat post.

and you ??

Saturday, 20 July 2013

JM, je dois rentrer de Zermatt ce soir, alors je propose un tour sur le Salève demain matin RDV à 9h00 au téléphérique.

Friday, 19 July 2013



Ride Report – Rock Ride du 18 Juillet

 
Distance : 39km
Time : 2h40
Up : + 1300m

Riders :  +1 Husky , Boumboum, Papy, Jo Balls, Claude, Galina.
Ride Attendance : +3 Husky

Quelle soirée inoubliable passé entre les anciens bikers et les amis de longues date. Simon, Oscar, Michel Jenny vous nous avez manqués.
Un grand merci à Patricia et Michel pour nous avoir reçu comme des Rois, nos sortie du mardi sont exceptionnels et la  fin de soirée dans le chalet des Bucher à juste quelque  chose de plus.

Thursday, 18 July 2013

Ride Invite in the Beautiful Valais - week end of July 20-21, 2013

Nothing better but to ride the Alps !
I will be riding from Crans-Montana this week end and nothing better but to do it with a friend.
If somebody feels like joining me for a ride either on Saturday or Sunday, let me know.
Use my mobile phone number, please.

Quizz:
From the red-yellow panel in picture - what was the race, when did it took place and who won ?
Hint: Papy participated and succeeded in qualification race...but could not move one leg on race day...

Wednesday, 17 July 2013

Sortie multiethnique

Merci Missile pour le ride report de la dernière fois...mais j'avais une paire de nichons à soigner cette semaine...

Pour la sortie d'hier:

km: 37
Climb: 1'100
Time: 3h00

Riders: Zorbas, Nameless (yes he is alive), BJL
Special Guest: Gauthier, Andrea





Host: BJL



Nationality represented: 5 (italian, greek, belgian, spanish, french)

Spanish Blood points: + 0,00005 points for Nameless for a micro coupure
Greek extra point: + 0.5 à Zorbas pour avoir parlé de cul toute la soirée
Belgian bravoure points: +0.5 pour gauthier parce que de tous les peuples de la Gaule le belge est le plus brave.
Italian performance points: +0.5 pour andrea qui avionne avec son semi rigide
French organisation points: +0.5 pour avoir réussi à négocier à manger après 22h00 dans un resto à Orbe

The last single trail est toujours aussi fun et rapide. Un régale.

See you soon guys,

BJL






Tuesday, 16 July 2013

Tuesday Ride JULY 23, 2013 - Full Moon in the Vallée de Joux

Full Moon Ride in the Jura !!
Destination: Lac de Joux
Place: Le Rocheray (on left hand side of the lake as you come via St Cergues)
Time: 18.30h - sharp
Ride: All along the lake - apparently a part is similar to BC....wooden passerelles
Dine: Eat at bistrot located next to Le Rocheray beach.


Ride Report – Rouler jeunesses du 10 Juillet

 

Distance : 50km

Time : 4h10

Up : + 1350m

Riders :  +1 Husky , Bomboum, Claude

Tour Leader : +1 Claude


Quiz pour Simon, qui est cette charmante gazelle ?

Monday, 15 July 2013

Suspension, Hub and BB Bearing Replacement Proposition

I hate getting a hammer to my bike to hammer out, and then in, the bearings on my bike(s). Home made tools sometimes work, but mostly are a real pain in the ass to use and still don't do the job correctly - (off centre/axis) - not aligned etc. etc.

And as many of us have carbon bikes now using a hammer is even more of a no no. So.......

I recently acquired a set of semi-pro tools to REMOVE bearings (bearing puller) and REPLACE bearings (bearing press) that will allow me to replace MOST BB, suspension and hub bearings easily, professionally and quickly.

So if you get the bearing set you need, I will replace them for you. However, as the tools cost 'a lot', I hope for a small contribution (20.-) to recoup their cost and their use. My labour comes, as ever, "free", beers welcome + I will show you how to use them!!

So...keep me in mind when it comes to replacing the bearings - I'll be cheaper than your local shop for sure, and more fun too!!

Bearing Press - Handles ALL bearing sizes, for ALL suspension frames, also does BB's: BB30, Hollowtech 2, Hope, etc. etc.) as well as most wheel hubs.


Bearing Puller (Slide Hammer - 8mm to 30mm inner bearing diameter). Just fine for all bearings on your bike !!!



Scores Update

yawn.....Labrico STILL in #1 spot!!
Papy / Limoncello better watch out because HUSKY-is-a-coming !!!






Sanction Labrico !!! - 2 points!!

Ride invite: no date - no invite!!
Ride time: no time - no invite !!
Ride Title: no blog title  - no invite (repeated offence!!)

In fact NO INVITE!!

Except by email which doesn't count!!!

PS: Je t'aime quand même!!!


Sunday, 14 July 2013

TUESDAY 16 JULY - Orbe-Nozon

Hi cats and dogs,

For this tuesday I propose you Orbe + Nozon gorges classical long ride

Start: 18.00 ass on the seat in Orbe Train Station
Dinner: Somewhere in Orbe
Special guest: Belgian friend Gauthier

It's Far but It's Fun,

See you

BJL


Friday, 12 July 2013

Dwarfs have been there, I did that.


Pour les participants de Chamonix Zermatt, je propose un sérieux tour sur le Salève demain matin RDV à 8h30 chez moi.

Is there anybody out there (who wants to ride this weekend)

Aloha,

If anybody wants to ride Saturday or Sunday (not too early in the morning please, need to digest my beer), let me know, I will come wherever...

Zorbas the Greek

Wednesday, 10 July 2013

Ride report 09/07 Crozet "dancing on raindrops"

Here are the stats:
Riding time: 2h
Meters up/down: 870
Kms ridden: 18.4
Hospital: none
Bike crash: none
Raining drops: none
Remaining pasta: 2.5kg
Remaining beers: too many as we olny drink wine ;-)

Special award:
Senior leading award to Husky (60): Zorba (31) & Weasel (29) could not compete with Husky's seniority during climbing. +1
Security and self-estime award to Husky & Zorba: They managed to ride my special downhill track with smile and no severe crash! +0.5 each

Thanks for coming this was a great ride!!




Tuesday, 9 July 2013

Fashion Cats

Could not help nut notice the admiration looks for my cycling top...

The BIG Cat logo...
The bright colors...
The hairy hands...

So anyways, found the link where one can order simiar ones and thought I'd share it with the rest (and get my 10% I can put on the Greek fund)

http://www.yourmerchandise.com/cat


Monday, 8 July 2013

Chatel Road Gap


Weasel, Jabeast and Kay doing....the road gap....

JuraBoyz - BC Bike Race Registration : Completed

The Juraboyz (Missile & Nascar) are planning a trip to BC to complete the 2014 BC Bike Race

For those interested.... the link is here.... www.bcbikerace.com



Friday, 5 July 2013

DH/Enduro 7/6 & 12-14/6

Summer is finally coming...

This Sunday I go to Chatel/Morgins learning jumping skills, in case you want to join?

Next week-end most probably Sunday it will be in Crans/Anzere or Verbier great seeing you on theses slopes ;-)

In case you want to combine an enduro ride which I probably make on Friday or Saturday (Rambert, Fully, Pillon) I also have places in the chalet next to Ovronnaz, I'll stay from Thursday to Sunday.

++

Wednesday, 3 July 2013

Tuesday 9th - ride at Crozet

For next Tuesday, I finally organize my first official ride :-)

Meeting point: 18:00 at parking des Crozet @ cable car’s parking, you can't miss it!
(We can postpone to 18:30 for professional reasons, just let us know and I confirm)

Program, ride up to the Ratou and back down (no cable car).

Bring additional protection but at least kneepads and good suspensions for a rocky downhill. It's possible to ride different difficulties when going down, it will depend on the weather and you. Check the website, red track is not more difficult than Saleve, my special track will be more challenging but no big jumps.

Lunch at my place, avenue de Trembley 3, Geneva 1209. Please confirm by Monday or you will miss the desert.

As said it is Geneva leave your bike inside your car and hide it!!! For parking I only have 1 guest place, I recommend to park on the rue de Moillebeau there are plenty of park places on "zone bleu". Disclaimer: if you park on visitor parking of other buildings it is at your own risk!

If dogs wants to come by train, I have 1-2 places in my car, let's meet 45 min before the rendez-vous at my place (5min from Cornavin).



cheers


Scores Update

When papy's away, the mice will play....

papy drops to 5'th...not helped by his request for point s which was 'sanctioned'
Husky leapfrogs papy by bringing beers !! Repeat!!
Missile loses by a nose and is in 3'rd
Limoncello in 2'nd by that nose...
Labrico continues to cheat