Saturday, 22 December 2012

Joyeux Noel et bonne année à tous les amis du mardi et leurs famille depuis le soleil de South Africa.

Le nom de ce magnifique Spot ou je Kite (voir les photos sur l'autre message) s'appelle Sharks Bays, il ne faut pas tomber trop souvent, mais je vais essayer de rentrer entier avant la fin de l'année.

JM, cela ma pris que 8 heures pour apprendre le Kyte avec une bonne Coach.

A bientôt.
Claude
Joyeux Noël et Bonne Année 2013 à tous depuis le soleil.




Le nom de ce spot ou je Kyte s'appelle Sharks Bays , mais je vais essayer de rentrer entier avant la fin de cette année.

A bientôt.
Claude

Monday, 17 December 2012

Wednesday 19'th - La Vattay

So......there will be fresh snow and clear skies (according to Meteo Suisse).
See you up there for 19:00.
Let me know


Simon

Monday, 10 December 2012

Nordic Skiing Tuesday 11

19:00 at la Vattay for some night skiing.

Let me know.

Simon.



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Friday, 7 December 2012


Hello,
Après avoir passé une semaine à Cap Town à naviguer dans plus de 40 nœuds de vent je parcours la Garden Route avec des arrêts à Wildeness, Plettenburg bay (souvenit pour JM), St Francis Bay et à présent Je me trouve à Jeffrys bay un des plus beaux spots de surf du monde.
Marcel j’ai ridé quelques beau single à Knysna et cap St’Francis ave une Trottinette…Mais il fais trop chaud pour le VTT ici.
Bon skis…

Claude

2012 Season Cat MTB Photo Album

I propose to create a 2012 Cat MTB photo album for a souvenir

The cost is approx 60 CHF to 80CHF (depends on # of pages) for the quality of book I am thinking about (hard cover and GLUED pages) - it should last a lifetime.

I just had my monkey vacation (ifolor) and the quality is amazing. You wont be disappointed.

So, please let me know. If I get a yes, could be ready by Christmas.

Missile

Its wet in the Jura!!!

Well, not exactly wet, but 'frozen' wet. SNOW. There is already over 1m10cm of snow at la Vattay!!!!

Anyway, tuesday didint work, wednesday didn't work, I finally got out yesterday under clear skies and -10C. Brrrr. Enormous amounts of snow. Signposts already buried up to below the "one way" symbol. Amazing.

.....and a new experience....my light gave out with 5km to go. After my eyes adjusted I could just barely make out the piste.....anyway I managed to ski all the way home (and especially down) without falling over. Yay me!!! Note to self - take a back up light when skiing alone at night!!

Anyway, next week, I expect to have some ski compatriots. Wax your skis, get lessons, BUY SOME BOOTS if you have to, but....see you up there!!!



Wednesday, 5 December 2012

Petit coucou à vous tous!!

Salut à tous, je n'étais pas très présent durant cette saison de Bike mais je compte bien me rattraper la saison prochaine.

Je suis allé skater ce lundi et les conditions de neige sont excellente.

Amusez-vous bien ce mercredi et bonne fondue.

A bientôt sur les skis.

Fribi

Monday, 3 December 2012

Nordic Skiing -WEDNESDAY 5'TH

NOW WEDNESDAY 5'TH - SORRY FOR CONFUSION

How about some night skiing. I was up there Saturday and Sunday - excellent conditions!!

Meeting place: La Vattay

I'll be 'skating'!!

Time: 19:00

Dinner: Col De La Faucille

Let me know.

Information Link: La Vattay


Tuesday, 27 November 2012

Updated Blog

Updated Pages
- Home Page Design
- Who what where
- Photos - up to date (2011 will be added shortly)
- 2012 Results

Let me have your suggestions for additional pages - updates.

Enjoy - Missile

Thursday, 22 November 2012

Fondoo Run - Tuesday 27 November

19:00 departure from la Givrine

All you emergency kit noobs: time to give them a trial run....

1) 30 CHF each (ish)
2) Bring a big enough rucksack (see below)
3) Let me know by end of Monday 26'th
4) Lights....bring some!!
5) We will need to take some fire wood with us - be prepared to take a log - I will supply !!

B there or B Square!!


Missile

Monday, 19 November 2012

Pre Fondue ride Saturday 17

Thanks to the team that was a great ride. Hope it gave you great appetite for the fondue


Winter Ride - 20 November - Bords du Rhone

Meet at the parking lot at the stand de tir de st georges at 18:30

Dinner: charbonnade at the season starter place ?

Thursday, 15 November 2012

Look at that,

Look at that:

http://www.explora.ch/content.cfm?nav=1&content=9&id=206

Look at the trailer of the film + photos !!!

Somebody interested to watch the film in bern, basel...?

Wednesday, 14 November 2012

Oscar,Michel,

Pour ce samedi je me suis organisé pour Mathis, je peu venir rouler à partir de 11h00 après avoir deposé Mat.

Dinner Venue Sat 17th

Thanks Old Jo for organising. 

19:00 - Navy Bar, in old town Geneva, by the Bourg-de-Four ! 

Bring your emergency kit. 

See link attached for the venue. 

http://yellow.local.ch/fr/d/Geneve/1204/Cafe-Restaurant/New-Navy-Bar-4qlqAchzDBaCuCLZN5pUDg?where=place+du+Bourg-de-Four%2C+1204+Gen%C3%A8ve

If you have photos for a slide show - bring your best ones on a USB memory stick. 

I will bring pc and projector. Who brings a screen?

Sent from my smartphone.

Latest video from Jungle Family

Saturday Pre Fondue ride

Guys, for those who will be interested to go for a ride before going out for the end of season dinner, I plan to climb the Barillete one last time before the snow.

If you wanna join for the ride, let me know.

Jo 3DC

Venue for Sat 17th Nov?

Hey Missile,
Have you decided on where we are celebrating end of season activities yet?
Cheers,
JB

Friday, 9 November 2012

For a rainy Sunday...Agapes in Choulex with Dames Paysannes (stuff your faces..)

Date: Sunday November 11, 2012
Time: 11.00h jusqu'à la nuit....
Location: Choulex Salle Communale
Foods: Foie gras, pâtés, huitres, raclette, meats, cakes, etc...
Hope to see you there ! :-))

Wednesday, 7 November 2012

Fondoo Ride Tonight !! CONFIRMED

There will be some snow, where there isnt it will be wet - so be prepared!

Departure:
18:00 at l'Asse train station -  we will ride down !!!
Somehow!!



IN:
Missile
Beau Jo Lais
Alpine

MAYBE
Labrico

If I messed up and you are coming, let me know by 15:00

Missile

Nascar: what could be more important than the last fondoo run of the season??!!

Tuesday, 6 November 2012

Another type of riding...in Argentina and Chili

Back alive and head full of memories, crossed the Andes twice, reached height of 4'756m, rode desert trails at scary speeds, "mastered" a BMW 1200GS for 4'400 km, met snow and temperatures ranging between -4 and + 42 degrees. Wines, meat and fish are to die for. People are just great. Viva Aconcagua. Hasta la vista.

5min ago...


Sunday, 4 November 2012

Fondoo Run - Wednesday 7'th

Yes- wednesday!!



Depart 19:00 from la Givrine - just above the train stop.



Let me know who is IN!!!



I'll arrange all food - wine - etc.



Bring lights, change of clothing, emergency kit, spare tooth/teeth if appropriate!!



Cost: 25-30chf - bring cash!!!



See you Wednesday.



Sent from my smartphone.

Friday, 2 November 2012

Please correct the data / fill in the blanks !!!

All mistakes my fault !!


Who Nationality Birth Year Bike Bike Weight Car Marriage kg cm
Labrico Swiss 1957 Specialized 10.9 VW
70 171
Missile English 1965 Niner 11.6 BMW 1994 86 190
Dopey Dutch 1970 Niner 12.2 Skoda
78 187
Husky Swiss 1955 Rocky Mountain
Mitsubishi 1995 70 175
3 decis Swiss 1964 Specialized
Lexus 1992 84 174
Boum Boum Swiss 1965 Niner 8.17 Opel 1994 66 172
Papy Swiss 1955 Niner
Porsche 1989 85 180
Nameless Spanish 1971 Niner 14.25 Honda
83 183
Limoncello Frog 1965 Lapierre   Peugeot 1990 80 185
Nascar Catalan 1970 Niner 13.6 Subaru 2009 83 183
Jo Balls South African 1975 Giant
Citroen 1996 80 178
Alpine Belge!! 1973 Specialized
VW 1993 78 185
Goat American 1974 Specialized
BMW
70 180
Nicolas Thizy Frog 1974





Weasel Swiss 1982 Specialized
BMW
70 180
Zulu South African 1975 Specialized 13.5

82 187
Toothless South African 1975





Tanya Irish 1979 Lapierre
None
75
Beau Jo Lais Frog 1983 Specialized
Peugeot
75 180

Tuesday, 30 October 2012

Missile in Zuid Afrika - Hippo Dodging + Mooketsi MTB Challenge

I wasn't idle in South Africa - apart from stroking monkeys (and lion and tiger) I also got two MTB rides in!!! At the time, it was stroke more monkeys or ride.......so I rode.

I contacted the Tzaneen MTB club - the local bike shop loaned me a bike and I got lucky with the location of the first ride - it started 4 km from where I was staying!

Ride 1 - around a citrus/avocado/macadamia farm with crocs and hippos 'here and there'. This was a 2 hour ride on one guys farm!!  41km with an average just about 21km with 250m elevation in a sticky sand/mud combination! Bike....an entry level Felt 3x8 trotinette that was slightly too small.Oh well. I was riding.

A small ride....approx 20 riders showed up! Off...no-one waited for anyone!!! The path was clearly marked with chalk and we just "rode". Thought I was going to get lost at one point as too many vacation beers took their toll and I ended up struggling to keep up with the leading pack(s) - there were also quite a few people behind me too so I felt somewhat satisfied that I wasnt letting the Swiss side down too much.

Saw some hippos....REALLY. But just their ears and nose. I didn't hang around to see if I could spot some crocs - the ride started 4 km from where we were "monkey stroking" and Bob (the owner) had shot a 2 metre croc that had been hanging around the centre the day before we arrived!

I then got invited to a post ride Braai by Nicolaas the local host. This involved pre Braai beers (Carling Black label - havent had that since I lived in England) and (a few bottles of) pre Braai south african wine. Niiiice!! Then 4 kinds of meat, pap and a special peper and onion Braai sauce. I ate my fair share, you can be sure.

They then insisted that I rode with them the next weekend. So I did....

Ride 2 - the mooketsi MTB challenge was a 35km dash around a mountain - 550m elevation gain. Mostly 70% 2 track, 30% single track. I fell off once: someone asked me a confusing question at a water point - "Do you want water"....I proceeded to slam on the brakes, fell sideways and splat.... opened my knee up. (see photo) The most interesting part was the 50 metres pallet pontoon. Some people stayed dry. Somepeople got wet. See photos.

The result...I came 4'th scratch out of 150 contestants doing the 35km ride!!.
I have to say there were some fatties riding.....

http://www.mooketsimtb.co.za/


In 4'th place...I think...



50 metres of floating pallets


almost there...


must...keep...momentum....too...many...beers...

oops....

....these weeds are JUST the right green colour!!





Sunday, 28 October 2012

Ride report - 28/10/2012 - Snowy Orbe

Riders: Alpine, Beau-Joe-Lais

~35 km
~500m climbing



Great motivation to leave Lausanne on Sunday morning with snowy roof and "bise noir" all around the city. Every Wallis webcam indicates snow so we finally choose the classical Orbe+Nozon Gorges...and it was totally ridable!!

Points:

+1 each for riding,
+1 each because it was the last we ride of the season,
+1 each to find the motivation in such bad conditions
-1 each for not having post it before

This ride can be a classical ride for this winter. We hope for a CAT expedition soon...and why not by night...

The point season is finished but the winter ride season just start !!!

BJL

Saturday, 27 October 2012

Blasting on Dusty trails in Atacama desert

Heading to San Pedro de Atacama, a city lost in desert of same name. 36 degrees under the sun, 144 km of gravel roads, driving mad Max style, "reasonable" 130kmh was the challenge of the day, made it alive ! Heading tomorrow to a pass that sits at 4,850m high...So far 2'600km under the belt...more please. Salut a Tous.

Friday, 26 October 2012

The Aconcagua ride !

Mendoza-Santiago du Chili - 398km, altitude max. 3'533m at the Argentina-Chili border, variation of temperatures min. -4 degrees and max. 24 degrees all the same day.... and even SNOW ! Good start to test our 1200GS ! Un grand salut à tous

Thursday, 25 October 2012

La barillette tout seul

Si jamais je me suis fait la barillette tout seul sans passer par la fondue. le 29" et just parfait.

Aller je me met 20 points pour cette performance.

Wednesday, 24 October 2012

Ride report - 23/10/12 - Last Tuesday ride - 3 gorges by night

Riders: Labrico, Boumboum, Nascar, Beau-Joe-Lais

Points:
+1 each for participating
+1 each because it was the last tuesday ride of the season
+1 Beau-Joe-Lais for guiding
+0.5 Nascar for climbing the 3 first steps
-0.25 Nascar for claiming points for this
+0.5 Nascar for giving a headlamp to Labrico
-0.25 Nascar for claiming points for this
+0.5 Beau-Joe-Lais for climbing the steep part after the railway cross
+0.5 Boumboum and Beau-Joe-Lais for climbing the steep part after the river
-0.25 Boumboum for a flat
+0.25 Boumboum for riding with 1bar in the back tire
+0.25 Boumboun for finding a nice way between Crissier and UNIL
+0.25 Labrico for lying to his boss in order to join us this tuesday
-0.25 Labrico and Nascar for not joining to the dinner
-0.5 Nameless and Alpine for not joining althought it was in Lausanne
+0.5 Alpine because he had a good excuse (baby sitting)
-0.5 Nameless because he had a bad excuse (working)



Last minute info....

Just a remnder - 2 man rides IF you are in the lead do not count for any points for the leader but do for the other rider!
Last ride of thd season is this SUNDAY!!

Regards from Baboonia.

Missile

Tuesday, 23 October 2012

Le Pizza tour,
37 km 2h00 + 300m positif

Organisateur : Claude + 1
Participant : +1 Tanya, Boumboum, Marcel, Oscar, JM et Claude.
Belle balade sur les singel autour du canton de Genève avec une belle soirée à la Pizzeria.
Sortie du 13.10.2012
La chaine cassée tour.
50 km 3h00 + 900
m positif
Organisateur : Claude + 1
Participant : +1 Marcel, JM et Claude.
+ 1Pour Claude pour transformer le RIP de JM en singel speed (dérailleur cassé)
Juste pour faire plaisir à Simon...

La petite grenouille verte à gagné ces 3 dernières courses.

Simon je n'arrive pas à poster une video en format VLC media player sur le Blog ?

Friday, 19 October 2012

Tuesday 23/10 - Along the Venoge

For Tuesday I propose you a ride along the venoge single trail.
Meeting 18.00 on Préverenges Beach Parking.
Let me know.

18.00 ass on the seat and lamp on the helmet.
-1 points each 10min late !

BJL

Friday's Quizz

Is this the Missile missiling with Nameless in pursuit ? Hint: think ad !

Thursday, 18 October 2012

Est-ce que quelqu’un désire rouler le samedi 20 octobre ?

Claude

Wednesday, 17 October 2012

Monkey Stroking in South Africa

This baby baboon is called Chicken!!

Not so much stroking going on but lots of peeing!!! I am the group alpha male!!! And peeing and showing your ass is a sign if submission. So i am seeing a lot of monkey butt and the others are getting peed on as they are invariably holding one of the 9 baboons when they 'submit'. Exciting times in the bush!!! Missile.

Sunday, 14 October 2012

.
Pour le mardi 16 octobre, RDV à 18h00 au parking de la Tribune 42 rue du stand, après on va souper à la pizzeria la Printaniere ou chez moi.
Désolé Simon...
Mais ils hibernent tous déjà, alors j'organise la prochaine sortie.

Thursday, 11 October 2012

Specialized makes it tothe New York Times Crossword

Clue: classic mountain bikes!!!

Answer below!!!

Our sport made the big time!!!!
Ce samedi 13 octobre je vous propose un RDV à 11h00 à la douane de Veyrier,

Yves va me  transmettre la trace de la randonnée des Montailloux du  week-end passé sur le Salève.
On va prendre le téléphérique pour effectuer ces nouveaux single.
Claude

Wednesday, 10 October 2012

New Scores.....



La Chasse aux BMX

Petite video de la Jungle Family
cool c jeunes
Et voila Simon..

Sortie du 25.07.2012
Sortie Cervelas sur le Petit  Salève.
23 km en 1h40 +700m positif
Organisateur : +1  Claude
Participants : +1 Tanya, Jenny, Bucher, Oscar, JM, Mathis,  Patricia Bucher et Claude
Claude +1 pour la première sortie Grillade 2012.
Mathis +1 pour avoir effectué la descente à fond la caisse de nuit.

Sortie du 6.09.201
Croisette G Salève et news DH
26 km, 2h29, 1000m
Organisateur :+1 Claude
Participants : +1  Boumboum, Claude

Sortie du 6.10.2012
Le non café tour
63 km 3h15 + 180m positif
Organisateur : + 1 Claude
Participant : + 1 Oscar, Boumboum, JM et Claude

Sortie du 9.10.2012
Le presque autant de boue que à Lausanne…
47 km 2h20 + 220m positif
Organisateur : Claude + 1
Participant : +1 Boumboum, JM et Claude.
+ 1Pour JM pour être arrivé  à nous détourner dans les bois de Jussy…

Tuesday, 9 October 2012

ROADbiking? Worth to see video.


Labrico Aura Mal!!!

ou la laaaa ca va faire mal a labrico....

pour etre un oubli, mais pour oublier, il faut avoir deja entendu ou lu quelque chose.....je sais que je suis le ref, mais pas un oracle....peux pas ajouter les scores pour les rides ou il y a pas de rapport. Et de plus les accusations fausses mérite des points en moins!!!

25.7 il manque le rapport (-1 point for labrico)
4.9 sausage ride c'est déjà dedans (grand et petit salev)= -1 point for labrico
6.9 il manque le rapport (-1 point for labrico)
??? Grand Saleve (Il manque le rapport -1 point pour labrico)
6.10 il manque le rapport (-1 point for labrico meme si il et toujours dans les temps...)

Ouf -5 en une fois......qui dit mieux ??

Mets les rapport sur le blog et je rajoute les points!!!




The Scores....FINALLY

Well the story is that I messed up my excel sheet.....and had to rebuild it. So, now thats done, its a new and improved version and....anyway, you could all care less about how its all done....you just want THE SCORES!!! And here they are .....and also, as of now, no more score updates until end of season!